ill's farewell for now Friday morning thread

gobucks0409 said:
Fuck... Franklin university, not phoenix
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I just took some credits for licensure and the transcripts are processed by Lourdes University? I was like where the fuck is that??

It's apparently right here in Ohia
 
Guy Incognito said:
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Well, how about you get down on your knees and suck this rich woman on a diet's dick?
 
PeoplesChicken said:
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long years
Stole million man's soul an faith
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I was just saying the other day, I think You Can't Always Get What You Want is the preeminent rock 'n' roll opus, and it's not even close.

I can't come up with a single song that I think even challenges it.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I was just saying the other day, I think You Can't Always Get What You Want is the preeminent rock 'n' roll opus, and it's not even close.

I can't come up with a single song that I think even challenges it.
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I have been telling people for years that the Stones have all of the answers in their lyrics. I think Mick owes me
 
Guy Incognito said:
Eh. If the bar doesn't have it, buy a cup on your way in and get a shot of whiskey at the bar.

Boom.
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On a golf trip to Tunica a friend of mine was buying orange juice at $4 for a small glass and pouring vodka in it from his hip flask until we showed him he could put a dollar in the poker machine at the bar, pretend to be playing, and drink all the screwdrivers he wanted for free.

$1 tip for each of course, so really not free.
 
PeoplesChicken said:
I have been telling people for years that the Stones have all of the answers in their lyrics. I think Mick owes me
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Guessing you go both ways like he does.
 
Fish said:
On a golf trip to Tunica a friend of mine was buying orange juice at $4 for a small glass and pouring vodka in it from his hip flask until we showed him he could put a dollar in the poker machine at the bar, pretend to be playing, and drink all the screwdrivers he wanted for free.

$1 tip for each of course, so really not free.
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Sounds like some halcyon days you are living there. You probably set dollar bills on fire by lighting your farts
 
Fish said:
On a golf trip to Tunica a friend of mine was buying orange juice at $4 for a small glass and pouring vodka in it from his hip flask until we showed him he could put a dollar in the poker machine at the bar, pretend to be playing, and drink all the screwdrivers he wanted for free.

$1 tip for each of course, so really not free.
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Yeah, I'm not a big gambler, but I do enjoy getting watered down drinks for $1. I try and get 3 or 4 to at least make it worth my while.
 
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