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Spring may not be here officially, but the tree in front of my home office window is starting to bud and flower.

This is a good sign that the cold weather is over.
 
Also, I want to punch the HR dildos in the nuts.

Last week, I tell dude, "Yo, I scheduled all the meetings for everyone to have their pay letters delivered, except for the dude that started in January and the chick that started in December. Do I need to do one for the guy that started in November? Also, where are the letters? Boss isn't going to want to go searching for them, so make sure he has them or the links to get them."
HR Dildo says, "EVERYONE needs to have the discussions, even the new people. And I'll make sure he has the letters when he needs them."

FF to this morning, when the Boss asks for the fucking letters because he's starting the meetings today. HR dildo is like, "Oh, yes! It was top of my list today! I'm sending the letters now!" Then proceeds to CC me on the letters... which show all their salaries. Which I probably shouldn't be seeing, but whatever. THEN he says, "Dude that started in January doesn't need one. Neither does the Sec. 16 officer or the dude that just got promo'd." So I cancel 3 meetings. And two of the three immediately start pinging me, "I didn't have the conversation or get my letter! Why did I get cancelled?!" FML.
 
moxie said:
Also, I want to punch the HR dildos in the nuts.

Last week, I tell dude, "Yo, I scheduled all the meetings for everyone to have their pay letters delivered, except for the dude that started in January and the chick that started in December. Do I need to do one for the guy that started in November? Also, where are the letters? Boss isn't going to want to go searching for them, so make sure he has them or the links to get them."
HR Dildo says, "EVERYONE needs to have the discussions, even the new people. And I'll make sure he has the letters when he needs them."

FF to this morning, when the Boss asks for the fucking letters because he's starting the meetings today. HR dildo is like, "Oh, yes! It was top of my list today! I'm sending the letters now!" Then proceeds to CC me on the letters... which show all their salaries. Which I probably shouldn't be seeing, but whatever. THEN he says, "Dude that started in January doesn't need one. Neither does the Sec. 16 officer or the dude that just got promo'd." So I cancel 3 meetings. And two of the three immediately start pinging me, "I didn't have the conversation or get my letter! Why did I get cancelled?!" FML.
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Please tell me you sent the HR person an email last week detailing what you needed and when?

Don't rely on conversations alone since they can be denied, remembered differently or lied about.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Spring may not be here officially, but the tree in front of my home office window is starting to bud and flower.

This is a good sign that the cold weather is over.
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Oh that happens a lot down here.

Then we get a cold snap that screws all the buds.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Please tell me you sent the HR person an email last week detailing what you needed and when?

Don't rely on conversations alone since they can be denied, remembered differently or lied about.
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Yup. CYA, bro, CYA. Especially with the HR dildos. Especially with this one. Dumber than a box of hair.
 
I like how Dole likes to give life, professional, and romantic advice on every single subject that arises and no one pays any attention to any of it. lulz
 
Camfantasy said:
I like how Dole likes to give life, professional, and romantic advice on every single subject that arises and no one pays any attention to any of it. lulz
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Don't bother getting married. Just find a woman you hate, can't stand and detest, and then buy her a house. Saves legal fees.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Don't bother getting married. Just find a woman you hate, can't stand and detest, and then buy her a house. Saves legal fees.
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Fuck that shit. I don't love these hoez.
 
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