Tuesday is National Barbie day Thread

[PeoplesChicken]

ACME Techs talking at lunch: "Hey do you know Douche over there at Vandalay Industries?"
"Douche? Oh yea sure!"
"He's the guy that is frightened of bread right?


Douche known at ACME as scared of bread guy

 

[Me]

Oh, I am not. By all means bask

 

[stakesarehigh]

How are we talking skiing when it is 65

 

[RubinRock]

Hey are you one of those guys that makes those chocolately eggs around easter??

GTFO. Peeps only

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

How are we talking skiing when it is 65

disgusting

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

ACME Techs talking at lunch: "Hey do you know Douche over there at Vandalay Industries?"
"Douche? Oh yea sure!"
"He's the guy that is frightened of bread right?


Douche known at ACME as scared of bread guy

disgusting

 

[Me]

How are we talking skiing when it is 65

Which kind?

 

[redseat]

Got lunch with one of our vendors today. Last time we got lunch, he brought one of their tech service people who is going to be handling North America. This tech service person also happens to be attractive. He said after lunch, she commented that my arms are huge, and told other people in the company that, so now that is my reputation with their company.

Next time you see her, (if you want a sexual harassment lawsuit brought against you) say, "That's not the only things that's huge"

 

[redseat]

Man that fire engine is getting work in today!

4th time in the last few hours flying by with lights and sirens blaring

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Man that fire engine is getting work in today!

4th time in the last few hours flying by with lights and sirens blaring

I remember the summer Hampton, NH burned ((((((((((((((((

 

[ill]

2, 3, 1

 

[ill]

I'm choking myself out doing banded push ups

Kinky

 

[PnkPanther]

Next time you see her, (if you want a sexual harassment lawsuit brought against you) say, "That's not the only things that's huge"

he's not a liar

 

[stakesarehigh]

Since she's Mexican, I should probably throw in a burrito/taco comment somewhere, too, right?

Good call

 

[RobBase]

This couldn't be further from the truth in my job.

Our phones have everything an office had back in the 90’s. I can communicate with anyone I need to, instantly share info, ideas, pictures, documents, utilize e-signatures etc...and now w Zoom I don’t need to travel. Pretty great.

 

[stakesarehigh]

Just called to phone screen someone and they answered and then hung up on me lol

Guess that's a no?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Since she's Mexican, I should probably throw in a burrito/taco comment somewhere, too, right?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Our phones have everything an office had back in the 90’s. I can communicate with anyone I need to, instantly share info, ideas, pictures, documents, utilize e-signatures etc...and now w Zoom I don’t need to travel. Pretty great.

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I'm not a botanist, but I'm 99% sure I can't do a PowerPivot on my phone. I can absolutely do it on my laptop.

 

[ill]

I'm not a botanist, but I'm 99% sure I can't do a PowerPivot on my phone. I can absolutely do it on my laptop.

#not1337

 

[PnkPanther]

Our phones have everything an office had back in the 90’s. I can communicate with anyone I need to, instantly share info, ideas, pictures, documents, utilize e-signatures etc...and now w Zoom I don’t need to travel. Pretty great.

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love those old electronic ads

20 speed memory dial phone?