tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

[blindbaby]

We can do team slots now?





















































Do I even bother?

[voice of butthead] "uh huh huh huh huh, he said let's do some slots". [/voice of butthead]

 

[ChiSoxFan]

[voice of butthead] "uh huh huh huh huh, he said let's do some slots". [/voice of butthead]

Going to Vegas for the sluts.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Mornin’ peckerwoods!

 

[trojanfan12]

FUUUCCCKKK. Just found out my dog blew both of his knees out and needs surgery. Good lord.

How did he do that?

 

[trojanfan12]

This place is like Bizarro-hoop: I'm actually good at gambling over here

Pretty sure that's why @HammerDown created the place. He thought it might be like changing casinos when you're losing in Vegas.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Mornin’ peckerwoods!
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I'll see your lake, and I'll raise you an

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

I'll see your lake, and I'll raise you an

An what?

 

[Hu War Yu]

An what?

Sorry, had to resize it... It's an ocean after all

 

[tabascojet]

Sorry, had to resize it... It's an ocean after all

Joisey or hamptuns?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Joisey or hamptuns?

Jersey

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

This is what happens when I read before the coffee has cleared the brain-cobwebs (as much as those ever get cleared):

he's probably masturbating to State Farm commercials at this very moment

I should but I'm just not feelin' it.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Lots of post not really saying anything.

A kind of Seinfeld thread (although not nearly as funny)...

A thread about nothing.

 

[moxie]

This is what happens when I read before the coffee has cleared the brain-cobwebs (as much as those ever get cleared):

I read it the same way

 

[moxie]

@moxie, you gun dew a fuggin cap slap er whut?

Mebbe. Format?

 

[beardown07]

Mebbe. Format?

I'm an OG guy, but whatever's clever

 

[moxie]

I got news for you, princess. You are a C-Suite asset now and you are on call at all times.

#nailedit
First person that texted me today was the big boss

 

[moxie]

I'm an OG guy, but whatever's clever

OG = unknown comic or OG = the way we used to do it? Dunno differences/similarities unless it’s just the anonymous judging part but I think I was pretty fair

 

[beardown07]

OG = unknown comic or OG = the way we used to do it? Dunno differences/similarities unless it’s just the anonymous judging part but I think I was pretty fair

You were great.

Just the oldschool, contest style, as opposed to Pete's bastardized one.

 

[Dolemite censored]

#nailedit
First person that texted me today was the big boss

I got more news for you. Whatever time zone she's in, you are in.

Sunday night at 8:00 PM for you is 9:00 AM Monday in Bangalore.

Enjoy!

 

[Inquisitor]

This is what happens when I read before the coffee has cleared the brain-cobwebs (as much as those ever get cleared):

Still not feeling it.