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Is not for the boys boys boys
 
Thinks "Bridges of Madison County" was the sequel to "A Bridge too far"
 
Has 100's of bootlegged Dave Matthews cassette tapes.
 
Still jams out to Jimi’s all along the watchtower remake by Dave Matthews
 
Early 2000s went to a Dave Matthews concert in South Florida and ate pizza with shrooms on it. Lost everyone he was with but made friends with everyone at the concert while thinking he was the joker all night.
 
Smoked a clove cigarette at a Little River Band concert and found Jesus.
 
First time he dropped acid he took 2 hits. Didn’t feel anything for a bit and then started masterbaiting right in front of everyone
 
Doesn't know how to get a party started.
 
Favorite part of Woodstock was the venereal diseases and lack of toilets.
 
Has a bumper sticker on his car that says, "I've been to Toledo".
 
Didn't get his driver's license until he was 24.
 
His dog would thank him if he could talk for duct taping his asshole shut before he drinks.
 
Twitches in his sleep due to dreams of running on an endless beach, littered with rotting bird carcasses.
 
He was 32 when he found out there wasn't really a Santa Claus.
 
Is a Jehovah's Witness, just so he doesn't have to buy his kids presents.
 
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