tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

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I didn't read yer spoilert. I'm in October of 2020, bech.
 
Which reminds me... off with the Pandora and on with the GH. See you skeezers in a few hours
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ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
*frightened, not quite human sound*

Oh, fuck!!!
That thing reminds me of the only truly bad trip I ever had.
I was at a Grateful Dead Mardi Gras show.
I'd gobbled a bunch of x - didn't feel anything after a while, gobbled more, didn't feel anything, gobbled more. It all hit me at once, and it was right during the parade. I was at the top of the arena watching it, and there were these giant disembodied heads floating through the crowd. I sat down, I was starting to feel freaked, but wasn't going to say anything to anyone, 'cause I knew if I had people hovering it would make it worse. My legs started shaking uncontrollably, and I felt it moving up my body. I tried to hold my legs still, 'cause I was convinced if the shaking made it past my hips, I'd go into convulsions. Somehow the shaking stopped, and I was fine for the rest of the night. The only other things I really remember about that night are walking through downtown Oakland at, like, midnight (facepalm), and being at the Hyatt bar. Someone bought me a dark beer. I don't like dark beer, but I didn't want to be rude, so when they weren't looking, I poured it out into the potted plant that was next to me.
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Never accept a drink that you did not see the bartender mix for you.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
*frightened, not quite human sound*

Oh, fuck!!!
That thing reminds me of the only truly bad trip I ever had.
I was at a Grateful Dead Mardi Gras show.
I'd gobbled a bunch of x - didn't feel anything after a while, gobbled more, didn't feel anything, gobbled more. It all hit me at once, and it was right during the parade. I was at the top of the arena watching it, and there were these giant disembodied heads floating through the crowd. I sat down, I was starting to feel freaked, but wasn't going to say anything to anyone, 'cause I knew if I had people hovering it would make it worse. My legs started shaking uncontrollably, and I felt it moving up my body. I tried to hold my legs still, 'cause I was convinced if the shaking made it past my hips, I'd go into convulsions. Somehow the shaking stopped, and I was fine for the rest of the night. The only other things I really remember about that night are walking through downtown Oakland at, like, midnight (facepalm), and being at the Hyatt bar. Someone bought me a dark beer. I don't like dark beer, but I didn't want to be rude, so when they weren't looking, I poured it out into the potted plant that was next to me.
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Full disclosure: I feel quite awkward quoting myself.

Now that that's out of the way ...

Am I having a flashback and hallucinating, or is some mod or admin fucking with me, in which case, lol, or what.

At first I had posted a facepalm in parentheses, but then noticed instead of parentheses, there was a smiley face on either side of the facepalm. I edited it to put the facepalm back in. Now it's just showing up as the word "facepalm."

What is happening?!? @trojanfan12 @gobigred ... I don't think any other mods/admins would joke around with me like that, but if they would, well, hats off to you, well done!
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Full disclosure: I feel quite awkward quoting myself.

Now that that's out of the way ...

Am I having a flashback and hallucinating, or is some mod or admin fucking with me, in which case, lol, or what.

At first I had posted a facepalm in parentheses, but then noticed instead of parentheses, there was a smiley face on either side of the facepalm. I edited it to put the facepalm back in. Now it's just showing up as the word "facepalm."

What is happening?!? @trojanfan12 @gobigred ... I don't think any other mods/admins would joke around with me like that, but if they would, well, hats off to you, well done!
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No idea. That’s weird. Maybe some kind of a glitch. Doesn’t show that anyone edited your post other than you trying to fix.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Wanna play through?

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Now that's a hazard! South Carolina golfer's ball lands on alligator's back

OKATIE, S. C. (WCIV) — Some golfers take twisted pleasure in playing their ball "as it lies" after errant shots on the course, sometimes resorting to bizarre and improbable escape shot attempts rather than accepting a stroke penalty. We'd hope most would draw the line at alligators. A South...
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You KNOW you're having a BAD day when... :heh:
 
wildturkey said:
The lemon flavored KitKats are indeed delicious. I've yet to find the new key lime flavor though and I'm quite pissed about it
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CHOCOLATE SHOULD NOT TASTE LIKE LEMON

You are CANCELLED
 
dickbutt GIF
 
BigRedMoe said:
That is unfortunate for her. :heh:
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lulz she really wasn't all that bad. I've never seen that show but i've seen the gif many times and said she looked just like a gif i've seen and she automatically did a spot on impression of the twerk thing lel
 
Camfantasy said:
lulz she really wasn't all that bad. I've never seen that show but i've seen the gif many times and said she looked just like a gif i've seen and she automatically did a spot on impression of the twerk thing lel
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Well she sounds pretty cool then. Nice self awareness.
 
Camfantasy said:
lulz she really wasn't all that bad. I've never seen that show but i've seen the gif many times and said she looked just like a gif i've seen and she automatically did a spot on impression of the twerk thing lel
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BigRedMoe said:
Well she sounds pretty cool then. Nice self awareness.
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Cam shoulda asked her out at that point
 
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