tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[Dolemite censored]

I used to think I had a thing for midwest dudes. So sweet, and usually pretty smart, handy and easy on the eyes. I thought that if I ever decided something long-term became appealing, a midwesterner would be the one for me.

That's what these Cal women think until the midwestern guy tells them, stop banging all your male friends....

 

[Dolemite censored]

Go get some Native American bi-polar pussy.....Sugar is here.

@Sugarshell is your honey. She said how you all would bet Raiders and Browns games. You both lost a shit load of money.

 

[Dolemite censored]

@DJ is drunk. Nothing else to do up there but get drunk and go cow tipping.

 

[beardown07]

I'd rather you put it in her mouf to stop her from reciting those ridiculous recipes.

 

[DJ Fieri]

@DJ is drunk. Nothing else to do up there but get drunk and go cow tipping.

Totally sober, dumb ass.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Totally sober, dumb ass.

OK, so that means you go cow tipping sober?

 

[DJ Fieri]

OK, so that means you go cow tipping sober?

No cow tipping either.

You waiting for happy hour to go get some haggard MILF?

 

[BigRedMoe]

OK, so that means you go cow tipping sober?

They can't run away if they're on their side.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I used to think I had a thing for midwest dudes. So sweet, and usually pretty smart, handy and easy on the eyes. I thought that if I ever decided something long-term became appealing, a midwesterner would be the one for me.

And then this happened:



What in all the entire fuck of fucks?! "Iconic midwestern dish"? Y'all should be thrown in the clink for this shit. You bring that to my potluck and I will call the cops myself.

For the record - If the guy's name is Molly, you're likely gonna have bigger problems than him bringing some nasty dish to a potluck.

Also for the record, guy's from the west coast are almost, across the board, wusses to some extent, at least unless they've spent a good amount of time somewhere east of the Mississippi.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Hey, Dole.....when you lived in LA you ever go to Philippe's by Union Station?

 

[DJ Fieri]

I can't wait to get to Nashville....

 

[Dolemite censored]

No cow tipping either.

You waiting for happy hour to go get some haggard MILF?

This brings a tear to my eye. Haven't been to a happy hour in over a year due to the China virus. Got Moderna 1 last week, will get Moderna 2 next month. Then 2 weeks after that, I'm hitting the happy hours.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Hey, Dole.....when you lived in LA you ever go to Philippe's by Union Station?

No. Or was that a place that had those French dip sandwiches?

 

[DJ Fieri]

No.

JFC.

@HammerDown this fucker lived in CA and never got 1 of the best french dip sammiches ever.....can you believe it?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Tag @trojanfan12 too since he has had the Holy Grail of french dip sammiches.

 

[moxie]

That's what these Cal women think until the midwestern guy tells them, stop banging all your male friends....

Sheesh. What kind of shit ass tree are you finding this low hanging fruit?

 

[Dolemite censored]

LOL

@Peter Gozintite is getting shelled by Sugar as we speak. He's about to flee the scene...

 

[HammerDown]

JFC.

@HammerDown this fucker lived in CA and never got 1 of the best french dip sammiches ever.....can you believe it?

He rarely left Berkeley and Haight-Ashbury.

 

[moxie]

For the record - If the guy's name is Molly, you're likely gonna have bigger problems than him bringing some nasty dish to a potluck.

Also for the record, all guy's from the west coast are almost, across the board, wusses to some extent, at least unless they've spent a good amount of time somewhere east of the Mississippi.

 

[DJ Fieri]

He rarely left Berkeley and Haight-Ashbury.