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Awarded myself 15 Passive-Aggression points today:
Eye dr’s office called to confirm my appt yesterday. I said, yep- I’ll be there at three.
the receptionist says, “oh, no- I think she wants you to come in 15 minutes earlier, yeah, lemme check...<hold - and I’m irritated because we said 3, not she wants me to come in earlier for whatever the fuck reason> “Yeah, she wants you to come in at 2:45.”
So I’m like, fine. Whatever. Shouldn’t take 15 more minutes to try and.
FF to today. I roll up at 3:15.
“oh, my bad. I thought she said 15 minutes later. Must’ve written it down wrong.”
Take that, you dilating son of a cocksucker!

Of course, I’m the one sitting in this chair, waiting for the drops to kick in, so who’s the real cocksucker :Cry:
 
moxie said:
Awarded myself 15 Passive-Aggression points today:
Eye dr’s office called to confirm my appt yesterday. I said, yep- I’ll be there at three.
the receptionist says, “oh, no- I think she wants you to come in 15 minutes earlier, yeah, lemme check...<hold - and I’m irritated because we said 3, not she wants me to come in earlier for whatever the fuck reason> “Yeah, she wants you to come in at 2:45.”
So I’m like, fine. Whatever. Shouldn’t take 15 more minutes to try and.
FF to today. I roll up at 3:15.
“oh, my bad. I thought she said 15 minutes later. Must’ve written it down wrong.”
Take that, you dilating son of a cocksucker!

Of course, I’m the one sitting in this chair, waiting for the drops to kick in, so who’s the real cocksucker :Cry:
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Can someone explain to me why a concept as glorious as “cocksucker” is always used as a negative?
 
moxie said:
Awarded myself 15 Passive-Aggression points today:
Eye dr’s office called to confirm my appt yesterday. I said, yep- I’ll be there at three.
the receptionist says, “oh, no- I think she wants you to come in 15 minutes earlier, yeah, lemme check...<hold - and I’m irritated because we said 3, not she wants me to come in earlier for whatever the fuck reason> “Yeah, she wants you to come in at 2:45.”
So I’m like, fine. Whatever. Shouldn’t take 15 more minutes to try and.
FF to today. I roll up at 3:15.
“oh, my bad. I thought she said 15 minutes later. Must’ve written it down wrong.”
Take that, you dilating son of a cocksucker!

Of course, I’m the one sitting in this chair, waiting for the drops to kick in, so who’s the real cocksucker :Cry:
Click to expand...

You've lost sight of your manners.
 
moxie said:
Awarded myself 15 Passive-Aggression points today:
Eye dr’s office called to confirm my appt yesterday. I said, yep- I’ll be there at three.
the receptionist says, “oh, no- I think she wants you to come in 15 minutes earlier, yeah, lemme check...<hold - and I’m irritated because we said 3, not she wants me to come in earlier for whatever the fuck reason> “Yeah, she wants you to come in at 2:45.”
So I’m like, fine. Whatever. Shouldn’t take 15 more minutes to try and.
FF to today. I roll up at 3:15.
“oh, my bad. I thought she said 15 minutes later. Must’ve written it down wrong.”
Take that, you dilating son of a cocksucker!

Of course, I’m the one sitting in this chair, waiting for the drops to kick in, so who’s the real cocksucker :Cry:
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You should have focused on the message.
 
moxie said:
Awarded myself 15 Passive-Aggression points today:
Eye dr’s office called to confirm my appt yesterday. I said, yep- I’ll be there at three.
the receptionist says, “oh, no- I think she wants you to come in 15 minutes earlier, yeah, lemme check...<hold - and I’m irritated because we said 3, not she wants me to come in earlier for whatever the fuck reason> “Yeah, she wants you to come in at 2:45.”
So I’m like, fine. Whatever. Shouldn’t take 15 more minutes to try and.
FF to today. I roll up at 3:15.
“oh, my bad. I thought she said 15 minutes later. Must’ve written it down wrong.”
Take that, you dilating son of a cocksucker!

Of course, I’m the one sitting in this chair, waiting for the drops to kick in, so who’s the real cocksucker :Cry:
Click to expand...
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