



Yeah, but yer also from Alabama where they consider Ancestry.com and Tinder interchangeable.you people use wash cloths?
i just lather my hand up and explore my body like a blind man at a topographical map convention
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Yeah, but yer also from Alabama where they consider Ancestry.com and Tinder interchangeable.you people use wash cloths?
i just lather my hand up and explore my body like a blind man at a topographical map convention
ever notice how when you ask a simple yes/no question, a woman has to write 3 paragraphs on the subject like its an essay from high school?
15-Love, Moxie leads.
Yeah, but yer also from Alabama where they consider Ancestry.com and Tinder are interchangeable.
Questions remain:Shampoo first, then conditioner. While the conditioner sits, sometimes I brush my teeth, always wash my face with a Foreo and/or an exfoliant, then get scrubby mitts or this japanese scrubby towel thingie for my body, starting from the top down, including ears. Feet are definitely on the agenda. Especially when I used to shower at the gym, which could get tricky because I also wear flip flops in there and have to balance on one foot while I scrub the other. At home, I like using a little this little 4-in-1 tool that has a sander, a rasp, pumice and a scrub brush on it. I also have a soap that has pumice powder in it specifically made for feetsies. Then, as I rinse the conditioner out, I rinse off my face and then one final body rinse with hotter water, being sure to use the handheld sprayer to get any suds out of the undercarriage. The scrubby mitts & towel are super porous and get rinsed and hung to dry daily and thrown in the washer weekly.
Yeah, but yer also from Alabama where they consider Ancestry.com and Tinder interchangeable.
Questions remain:
- Which of those "thingies" do you use to clean your butt crack?
- You said "top down", so where exactly does "butt crack" fit in that sequence? ...Before or after the other important part of your "undercarriage"? Same time?
- Does the "thingy" you use to clean your butt crack get sanitized or disposed after every use?
Clarifying procedures.Fetish much?
Oh, I always wash chicken, always.wait what? wash chicken? Who does that?
Shower floor is textured and I sort of rotisserie in the shower. So the soapy water is scrubbing my feet for me. Every so often I'll actually scrub em.
We all know it's practice for yourn cuzzin.i said my hand not my cousins
And sometimes I floss while taking a shet.Wait....people brush their teeth in the shower? I think I'm going to barf
I have on occasion rinsed it under water, but not normally. Guess when it is super slimy I have done it. I always wash my brisket before I trim it. Don't ever wash any other meat I can think of.Oh, I always wash chicken, always.
My feet wash themselves, gravity en sech.
Yeah no thanks. I shave in the shower, I pee in the shower, I wash myself in the shower. That's it.Wait....people brush their teeth in the shower? I think I'm going to barf
I have on occasion rinsed it under water, but not normally. Guess when it is super slimy I have done it. I always wash my brisket before I trim it. Don't ever wash any other meat I can think of.
Could have been just killed and plucked, I’m still gonna wash it. And prolly give it a salt water bath before I wash it again and cook it.I have on occasion rinsed it under water, but not normally. Guess when it is super slimy I have done it. I always wash my brisket before I trim it. Don't ever wash any other meat I can think of.
Either or... depends on which one I'm using that day.Questions remain:
- Which of those "thingies" do you use to clean your butt crack?
- You said "top down", so where exactly does "butt crack" fit in that sequence? ...Before or after the other important part of your "undercarriage"? Same time?
- Does the "thingy" you use to clean your butt crack get sanitized or disposed after every use?
Even getting it straight from the source(in laws raise chickens) I’m washing it.I always wash chicken. After that I usually brine it in salted water. The way it's processed compels me to do so.
Yep - if I'm doing a deep conditioner on my hair, I need something to fill the time with, so I have a separate shower toothbrush in addition to the electric one at the sink.Wait....people brush their teeth in the shower? I think I'm going to barf