Wednesdaaaaaaaaay morning

[MTVike]

Saturday.

I hear Vegas has some wild bachelor parties. Exotic animals and all.

 

[stakesarehigh]

well today she texted me that she is getting botox and how another friend of ours gave her shit for getting botox

I said "I agree with other friend"

Please tell me not the lips. That shit looks stupid.

 

[Me]

Please tell me not the lips. That shit looks stupid.

That's filler. Botox is usually around the eyes

 

[ill]

Please tell me not the lips. That shit looks stupid.

no idea...I didn't ask

but she's the kind of girl who thinks that looks good.

I told her it's too vain, which she took as me calling her vain...which I was.

that lead to me saying "I can't do this anymore."

 

[stakesarehigh]

That's filler. Botox is usually around the eyes

Look at the botox expert here

Eyes I could see being worth it. But kind of highlights a certain vainness. Or insecurity. Or a vain insecurity. Wait...not the last one.

 

[ill]

Look at the botox expert here

Eyes I could see being worth it. But kind of highlights a certain vainness. Or insecurity. Or a vain insecurity. Wait...not the last one.

essentially what I told her

 

[redseat]

Too crazy for you?

 

[stakesarehigh]

essentially what I told her

I...along with everyone on Earth that read your post read it as she broke it off with you.

You ended it with her because she wanted botox?

Lol

 

[ill]

I...along with everyone on Earth that read your post read it as she broke it off with you.

You ended it with her because she wanted botox?

Lol

that was kind of the straw that broke the camels back

there was a lot more to it

yesterday I got texts from her saying how come I am not making any kind of effort to hang out with her.

well...I don't really want to hang out with you.

 

[redseat]

that was kind of the straw that broke the camels back

there was a lot more to it

yesterday I got texts from her saying how come I am not making any kind of effort to hang out with her.

well...I don't really want to hang out with you.

 

[stakesarehigh]

My one work friend banged his ex with 8 kids. He was feeling guilty about it so he was going to break it off (mind you he is married) and my only advice was to ease into the breaking off of the adultery. Naturally he ignored my advice and ended it with this woman two days after he banged her. Not at all surprisingly her husband "found out" the next day.

So he's hosed. And a dumbass.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Too crazy for you?

Even the real person behind the character is nuts.

And

 

[redseat]

Even the real person behind the character is nuts.

And

I'll take crazy for a few days.... Though @ill has proven shit gets ugly

 

[stakesarehigh]

that was kind of the straw that broke the camels back

there was a lot more to it

yesterday I got texts from her saying how come I am not making any kind of effort to hang out with her.

well...I don't really want to hang out with you.

I mean...sounds like minimal effort to keep the sex rolling in is in order while you line up someone else. But who am I to give advice. I think that would be the smart play but maybe she's really annoying.

 

[Guy Incognito]

well today she texted me that she is getting botox and how another friend of ours gave her shit for getting botox

I said "I agree with other friend"

Should have offered to inject her with something else instead.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

My one work friend banged his ex with 8 kids. He was feeling guilty about it so he was going to break it off (mind you he is married) and my only advice was to ease into the breaking off of the adultery. Naturally he ignored my advice and ended it with this woman two days after he banged her. Not at all surprisingly her husband "found out" the next day.

So he's hosed. And a dumbass.

So she cheats and then turns around immediately to admit it to her husband to cause drama?

 

[ill]

I mean...sounds like minimal effort to keep the sex rolling in is in order while you line up someone else. But who am I to give advice. I think that would be the smart play but maybe she's really annoying.

I think keeping her around while I try to line up someone else is not a good idea.

 

[ill]

So she cheats and then turns around immediately to admit it to her husband to cause drama?

no, dumbass

 

[Me]

Should have offered to inject her with something else instead.

You know what takes away wrinkles?

Semen

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I'll take crazy for a few days.... Though @ill has proven shit gets ugly

does ill have a girlfriend now?