May the Fourth be with you

[kobesgame]

I swear. This isn't brand new, any woman I have dated has done this.....and now married? Geez. Looking for my stuff when I know where I put it?

I ask and she says, "Did you look for it?" Well, I wouldn't have to look for it if you didn't freaking move it!!!!

Maybe @kobesgame can fill us in on the female mindset on this.

Put shit away where it belongs. Your tape measure doesn't belong on the kitchen counter.

 

[kobesgame]

went real original for Mothers day, a wine gift basket delivered.


$15 bottle of win + $15 dollars of crackers/snacks for $50, what a steal

I have to figure out an anniversary gift for Mr. Kobe. 16 years on Friday. At least I don't have to also figure out a Mother's Day gift, unlike him.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I have to figure out an anniversary gift for Mr. Kobe. 16 years on Friday. At least I don't have to also figure out a Mother's Day gift, unlike him.

assless chaps

 

[ill]

Put shit away where it belongs. Your tape measure doesn't belong on the kitchen counter.

ask and ye shall receive

 

[PeoplesChicken]

ask and ye shall receive

Why is he even in the kitchen in the first place? That's where women belong

 

[kobesgame]

@kobesgame found a coupon for an Amish massage. You want???

Nah. I have 4 Amish folks in my yard today and I could use a discount on this building.

 

[Me]

Nah. I have 4 Amish folks in my yard today and I could use a discount on this building.

Discount, eh?




Will the Amish do that?

 

[kobesgame]

When did I say I got covid?

I said I outsmarted it.

By not being dumb enough to get covid.

And since when the fuck do I not dine in restaurants? I dined in all throughout covid, when allowed.

Not good restaurants. Non-gluten with shit ingredients. No wonder you didn't get Covid from dining in one of them.

 

[kobesgame]

Why is he even in the kitchen in the first place? That's where women belong

Until the dishes need washing. Then I depart.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

meh

I'm good right now.

I'll let you know if that changes.

I'm hung like pony, fyi

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Nah. I have 4 Amish folks in my yard today and I could use a discount on this building.

Discount?

 

[Kburjr]

I'm hung like pony, fyi

Gelding?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I'm hung like pony, fyi

 

[ill]

Nah. I have 4 Amish folks in my yard today and I could use a discount on this building.

ahhh

Emmanuel Labor

 

[kobesgame]

Discount, eh?




Will the Amish do that?

Real Amish or Amish Lite?

This morning I watched a non-Amish person drive the van into the yard and a clown car stream of Amish folks get out of the back. Mr. Kobe and I were cracking up. I bet only one of them was over age 16.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Real Amish or Amish Lite?

This morning I watched a non-Amish person drive the van into the yard and a clown car stream of Amish folks get out of the back. Mr. Kobe and I were cracking up. I bet only one of them was over age 16.

Yep Yoder Toter. Some people make good coin just driving them around

 

[kobesgame]

ahhh

Emmanuel Labor

Moses Labor.

 

[ill]

Moses Labor.

RIP moses

did he come over here with us?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Not good restaurants. Non-gluten with shit ingredients. No wonder you didn't get Covid from dining in one of them.

I mean, a restaurant that serves decent gluten free food suggests that it's patrons and employees aren't dirty peasants. So yea, no wonder.

 

[kobesgame]

I need to get motivated and get my taxes finished. Maybe this afternoon I'll get the rest of the stuff off to the accountant.