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I live in household full of women, so there’s always significant downtime in the morning to account for the difference in the amount of time it takes me to get ready and the amount of time it takes them. I typically use that time to filter through email, delete the ones I don’t need and forward ones that need attention to someone to respond.
pffft. Git a divorce™

That's definitely something I miss about my last boo...we had the timing down pat for getting ready on vacation (actually, at home, too)! It was like a fucking perfectly executed symphony of efficiency and synchronization! With one bathroom!
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I always log on to weed out emails even when I’m on vacation. I can’t stand coming back to a bunch of unread emails. At my company, everyone pretty much ignores an OOO notification.

I learned a long time ago to read the most recent emails first. The squabbles and bullshit that builds up while you are away tends to resolve itself by the time you get back so no action is necessary.
 
Oh, jesus christo on a tortilla. I just remembered that the only gmail emails I opened were the covid related shit from the bahamas tourist whatevers.

I am fucked.
 
I learned a long time ago to read the most recent emails first. The squabbles and bullshit that builds up while you are away tends to resolve itself by the time you get back so no action is necessary.

I sort my emails by subject. that way all the bullshit is together
 
I learned a long time ago to read the most recent emails first. The squabbles and bullshit that builds up while you are away tends to resolve itself by the time you get back so no action is necessary.
That’s both one of the things I like most as well as one of the most annoying parts of Office 365. They lump all of the emails on a subject together so you’re always seeing the most recent one, but it’s sometimes hard to figure out the backstory or find/respond to an email that’s in the middle of the chain if you want.
 
I sort them by sender, collapse and delete the whole shebang-a-bang. That idiot hasn't said anything useful since October 2017, I'm sure he's not gonna start now. :heh:

Filters are useful for such things
 
That’s both one of the things I like most as well as one of the most annoying parts of Office 365. They lump all of the emails on a subject together so you’re always seeing the most recent one, but it’s sometimes hard to figure out the backstory or find/respond to an email that’s in the middle of the chain if you want.

We had Lotus Notes. Similar in many ways.
 
They still came through on my phone (FUCK YOU, MS EXCHANGE!) so I *sorta* saw stuff that I knew I could for sure ignore, but if I've learned anything over the years, it's not to fuck with work email in any way, shape or form when my BAC is consistently over the local legal limit and/or I'm not familiar with a country's extradition laws.

It's also why I was "officially" back in the office on a Friday. Kind of like a restaurant's soft opening. Monday would have been an avalanche of booshit and I don't want to use up my weekend time on work stuff. And I really needed the time away from work, so there was no chance I was going to log in and have someone catch me online to ask a "QQ". Fuck all that noise.

When I'm on vacation, anyone who is not family or a friend is shit out of luck.
I log out of any account having anything to do with any work, and I don't log back in until my vacation is over.
 
When I'm on vacation, anyone who is not family or a friend is shit out of luck.
I log out of any account having anything to do with any work, and I don't log back in until my vacation is over.
I know you're a vegetarian, but there's no WINNER rating, so you get a burger. Pretend it's an impossible burger, k?


Thats Delicious GIF by WEEDIQUETTE
 
I know you're a vegetarian, but there's no WINNER rating, so you get a burger. Pretend it's an impossible burger, k?


Thats Delicious GIF by WEEDIQUETTE

you realize that you got your damn wrenchy icon when you were out having an skinny dipping orgy in the Bahamas waste water plant
 
@fordman84 don't fuck with CS cops?


Good, fuck bicyclists at that particular intersection.

Fun fact, that is where I got one of my only 3 tickets in my life. I used to live just up the street from that shell station and was leaving for class one morning. As I entered the intersection to turn left a biker fired out into the intersection and I slowed to not hit him. During that time the light turned yellow and then red. A popo lit me up and gave me a fucking ticket for running a red light. No amount of "should I have just run that prick over" was getting me any leeway.

So fuck bikers at that intersection. It is right next to Northgate.
 
I know you're a vegetarian, but there's no WINNER rating, so you get a burger. Pretend it's an impossible burger, k?


Thats Delicious GIF by WEEDIQUETTE

Hahahahahaha.

For the record, I've actually never tried an impossible burger, and while I do appreciate your consideration, please, find a way to smack me right upside the fuckin' head if I ever take offense at a cheeseburger, whether in real life or as a rating.
 
Good, fuck bicyclists at that particular intersection.

Fun fact, that is where I got one of my only 3 tickets in my life. I used to live just up the street from that shell station and was leaving for class one morning. As I entered the intersection to turn left a biker fired out into the intersection and I slowed to not hit him. During that time the light turned yellow and then red. A popo lit me up and gave me a fucking ticket for running a red light. No amount of "should I have just run that prick over" was getting me any leeway.

So fuck bikers at that intersection. It is right next to Northgate.
Fuck bike riders in general. I sort of miss my diesel company truck so I could cover them in a cloud of black smoke. Never see em on roads with bike lanes, but they sure like to ride the main highways and busy roads right when everyone is coming home from work, I keep hoping a chicken truck will run up on a group to thin the numbers
 
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