tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[huskers1217]

 

[Dolemite censored]

There's a guy recording this for posterity.

 

[moxie]

There's a guy recording this for posterity.

I just got the NFT for it. .

 

[Dolemite censored]

I just got the NFT for it. .

There are better investments.

 

[huskers1217]

I just got the NFT for it. .

 

[moxie]

Legit proud of myself today:

I cancelled an app before the free trial runs out tomorrow. NO FUCKING CHARGES, BITCHES!!! Kiss my entire ass!!

 

[huskers1217]

Legit proud of myself today:

I cancelled an app before the free trial runs out tomorrow. NO FUCKING CHARGES, BITCHES!!! Kiss my entire ass!!

how long is the pornhub free trial anyway?

 

[moxie]

how long is the pornhub free trial anyway?

Depends on which tier yo-

wait, wut? I dunno nuffin!

 

[beardown07]

Bwah!

That dude's crazy. Those bastards are mean af.

True story. I worked on an ostrich farm when I was 16. Fuck those devil birds.

 

[Camfantasy]

Bwah!

That dude's crazy. Those bastards are mean af.

True story. I worked on an ostrich farm when I was 16. Fuck those devil birds.

I ain't scared of burds, but if I were it would be that mother fucker.

 

[Dolemite censored]

True story. I worked on an ostrich farm when I was 16. Fuck those devil birds.

Some details, please.

 

[beardown07]

Some details, please.

They are mean and aggressive.

 

[Dolemite censored]

They are mean and aggressive.

Sounds like Moxie.

 

[williewilliejuan]

They are mean and aggressive.

I seem to always see videos of them whipping their head around and head-butting some fool. I must have watched one video once and now it’s in my YouTube algorithm.

 

[beardown07]

I seem to always see videos of them whipping their head around and head-butting some fool. I must have watched one video once and now it’s in my YouTube algorithm.

Yup. They'll head butt the fuck out of ya, and they are nippin' bastards too, and that shit hurts.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Some years ago they tried to introduce ostrich ranching trying to promote ostrich meat.

Failed miserably, although I heard the meat is lean and delicious.

 

[beardown07]

Some years ago they tried to introduce ostrich ranching trying to promote ostrich meat.

Failed miserably, although I heard the meat is lean and delicious.

It's very good meat. One of the only perks of the job.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Cassowaries are also dangerous. Killed a guy in Florida a couple of years ago.

 

[Dolemite censored]

It's very good meat. One of the only perks of the job.

Maybe that's why they were mean and aggressive.

 

[trojanfan12]

Feeling a little skerpokey today...

Who wants to fight?

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My wife was like that yesterday. I told her to call one of the daughters, I'm a man of peace.