Wonderful Wednesday

[ill]

seriously a tiny broad with danglers and he mentions her teeth

es pissening

Danglers?

 

[ill]

I mean, with those hammers, who notices the teeth?

How are you planning on telling your parents, @PeoplesChicken?

 

[Bender]

Pass

I don't like her teeth

i think it goes past the teeth.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

i think it goes past the teeth.

What a Cat

 

[ill]

Sorry, but bad teeth are a turnoff man

I don't think she has bad teeth. I think she has bigger gums, but it isn't enough to kick her out of bed.

I think she's better looking when not wearing the bright lipstick that draws your attention to her mouf

 

[MTVike]

Sorry, but bad teeth are a turnoff man

Didn't stop this guy from bagging Liz Hurley.

 

[ill]

Didn't stop this guy from bagging Liz Hurley.

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Now you wanna talk about a babe.

Way to go Hugh Grant.

 

[MTVike]

Now you wanna talk about a babe.

Way to go Hugh Grant.

woof

 

[ill]

woof

 

[Bender]

What a Cat

have to spell it with a K though, cause she's not a real one.

 

[ill]

Golf league starts tonight. Should be a good time. I don't know if any of the really competitive teams are coming back though, we've had a lot of retirements in the last year and are down to 7 teams from the normal 12

 

[redseat]

Golf league starts tonight. Should be a good time. I don't know if any of the really competitive teams are coming back though, we've had a lot of retirements in the last year and are down to 7 teams from the normal 12

It should work in your favor. Enjoy

 

[ill]

It should work in your favor. Enjoy

my team is usually competitive because I have a good mix of high and low handicappers in there, but it won't be as fun without some of the characters we had out there before.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

@redseat have you shown the ladies your second place candlepin bowling medals?

 

[redseat]

my team is usually competitive because I have a good mix of high and low handicappers in there, but it won't be as fun without some of the characters we had out there before.

Yeah those types do usually help as well.

 

[redseat]

@redseat have you shown the ladies your second place candlepin bowling medals?

First place biatch!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

First place biatch!

oh i thought you lost and went to show "support" for other teams and shit

 

[Me]

First place biatch!

You're on the way to candle pin HoF status

 

[ill]

no updates on my door paint

or my fence repairs

 

[Bender]

no updates on my door paint

or my fence repairs

they'll get back to you next week.

we're sorry, sir, but it looks like your warranty expired last week. we can still do it, but for a price.