tOfficial Not really a Night Shift Thread v60, with less spicy sauce.

[Tin Man]

If you “grew up listening to Garth Brooks,” you still have zits.


Bacne, then.

 

[CorpRebel]

A butthole. She's completely anti-social at the dog park but wants to act like king of the neighborhood at home. Now she's on a hunger strike because I gave her stew meat mixed in with her dog food instead of the roast I made for sammiches. Maybe there's a band of gypsies coming through soon and I'll sell her ass for a rose quartz crystal and a dream catcher.

Cuz THAT'S what they do!! It's WHY we love them so much!!

Ya miss me - right?

 

[Tin Man]

Goddam, I am one vital old fuck.

 

[CorpRebel]

Like these:

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It came with some screws. I can't find the actual shelf on-line, but it has two of those hole things built in. It also has unfinished wood shelves on it... is there a specific stain for outdoors i should use or can I just use whatever and then put the sealer stuff on it?

 

[moxie]

Don't you roll yer fuggin' eyes at me! Put yer 2 cents in or zippit!

 

[Inquisitor]

FML! Forgot to submit my goddamn timecard again!! These mental reminders are not working out for me

 

[CorpRebel]

Don't you roll yer fuggin' eyes at me! Put yer 2 cents in or zippit!

OH... So you DO care!!! I'm Happy Now!!

 

[Dolemite censored]

FML! Forgot to submit my goddamn timecard again!! These mental reminders are not working out for me

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I told you to set computer reminders.

Guys: Women DO NOT LISTEN.

Don't waste your time.

Just make sure you don't wind up paying for their fuck ups.

 

[Dolemite censored]

FML! Forgot to submit my goddamn timecard again!! These mental reminders are not working out for me

Sorry kid.

Let us know what your weekly, or bi-weekly deadline is the DAY FUCKING BEFORE, OK???

And then we will all send you reminders.

Also set up an Outlook priority task reminder.

Jeebus H...

 

[beardown07]

Just signed a contract on 25 acres.


I'm as nervous as a trapped goat at @Illustrious Potentate's house.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Bad idea to rescue women. They will always need to be rescued and if you aren't there, the next sucker will.

 

[wildturkey]

Kenny Mayne during his last show on ESPN.

LMAO

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Just signed a contract on 25 acres.


I'm as nervous as a trapped goat at @Illustrious Potentate's house.

Owning 25 acres in Montana would be about as close to heaven as you can get for me

 

[huskers1217]

 

[huskers1217]

@Dole ver 2.0 Tweet of the day

 

[huskers1217]

@JuiceTheGator where does this chick fit on your craziness scale??

 

[JuiceTheGator]

@JuiceTheGator where does this chick fit on your craziness scale??

A woman in Naples got her face ripped off and eaten by her friend's pet monkey. Now, she wears her ass on her face.

I'm guessing this princess isn't just crazy (they're all crazy) but incredibly stupid.

 

[Camfantasy]

A woman in Naples got her face ripped off and eaten by her friend's pet monkey. Now, she wears her ass on her face.

I'm guessing this princess isn't just crazy (they're all crazy) but incredibly stupid.

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wood

 

[moxie]

wood

If she gives you a bj, is it technically anal?

cut out the middleman for ATM, for sure.

 

[moxie]

Sorry kid.

Let us know what your weekly, or bi-weekly deadline is the DAY FUCKING BEFORE, OK???

And then we will all send you reminders.

Also set up an Outlook priority task reminder.

Jeebus H...

I set an outlook and gmail reminder on Friday then dismiss it because it’s at noon and my day isn’t over yet.
Then I dismiss the Saturday one because it usually comes when I’m still in bed.
Sometimes I’ll remember on Sunday, but push that out of my head because I can do it before bed that night, and if I forget, I still have Monday morning before 11.

Yeah, system is in place and working just fine