ill's drama-free Monday thread!

Driving home Friday evening a black Tahoe pulls in front of me featuring a license plate reading

"BBC 4 Life"

Shock What GIF


And yes, upon passing the vehicle it WAS a chubby white woman!
 
PeoplesChicken said:
I have never been even remotely close to a foul/homerun ball. Not sure if I was able to catch one if I would give it to a kid that made zero effort to catch it

#participationmedals
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This kid was crying for like the next 5 innings. The parents even ended up moving her (and with her) to the ADA section of the concourse to make a show of it...and eliminate the two step walk they had from the top row for more snacks...
 
ill said:
I holed a shot from 125 yds out yesterday. That was a good feeling. Hit my PW perfect and saw the ball disappear into the hole.

that was for par...
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I had 2 or 3 pars... Almost chipped one in (well, flagged it at least) from about 25 out. Right over the edge of the hole
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
This kid was crying for like the next 5 innings. The parents even ended up moving her (and with her) to the ADA section of the concourse to make a show of it...and eliminate the two step walk they had from the top row for more snacks...
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Crying because you gave them the ball or because his/her family was so large?
 
redseat said:
Crying because you gave them the ball or because his/her family was so large?
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Crying because it hurt I guess.

Which makes sense, because it was a towering foul ball.

...you know...which gives you plenty of time to prepare to at least slow it down by making some form of contact before it hits your kid but...nope...
 
redseat said:
Crying because you gave them the ball or because his/her family was so large?
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Crying because a "minority" was sitting near them?


*riffing off of Douche's story about a mysterious ballpark in a cornfield
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Crying because it hurt I guess.

Which makes sense, because it was a towering foul ball.

...you know...which gives you plenty of time to prepare to at least slow it down by making some form of contact before it hits your kid but...nope...
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Not everyone has fast twitch muscles
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Crying because it hurt I guess.

Which makes sense, because it was a towering foul ball.

...you know...which gives you plenty of time to prepare to at least slow it down by making some form of contact before it hits your kid but...nope...
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He probably never played catch a day in his life so he had no idea what to do..
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
I bet if the ball was a bucket of chicken, that ball isn't hitting the kid.
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Reminds me, I got hit by a wrapped hot dog getting shot out of a sling shot at a hockey game once.

I was like 6 years old.

Hit me square in the chest then snagged it. Never hit the floor. Think it was p gud tbh.
 
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