tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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Illustrious Potentate said:
Lesbians are bad drivers.

Then slowly get it in and stop bugging us with these inane questions, bech. And get a step ladder, Butch.
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ohmuhfuggingah!! I can't get a step ladder!! The wall lines up with the railing im sitting on! Ladders are A-shaped, so it will put me further away from where I need to be!

And higher :( Probably won't bounce if I fall.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Fuck that. I spent a small fortune in that Snap-on van that used to always come around. I'm drilling the shit out because I bought an entire set of left handed bits. I have tools that I'll probably never use. God damn van was like meth.
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I used to know a dude that had one of those big ass snap-on trucks. We used to make out in the back of it :laugh:
 
moxie said:
ohmuhfuggingah!! I can't get a step ladder!! The wall lines up with the railing im sitting on! Ladders are A-shaped, so it will put me further away from where I need to be!

And higher :( Probably won't bounce if I fall.
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Then go back to Home Depot, rent a truck, and rent one of those pull behind manlifts and buy a safety harness. We won't have you killing yourself on our watch. This flower pot is gonna be a 1500 dollar project, but we can't put a price on safety.
 
moxie said:
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Holy shizznit!! That is AWESOME!! The one I got is red & white. This dude at the farmer's market always has some really cool combinations. But when i was out of town last week or whatever, I watered pretty heavily before I left, but it took a little hit and a lot of the flowers fell off by the time I got back a couple days later. There's quite a few buds on it now though, so i'm hoping for some color.

I also picked up this one other thing the other day, and I can't find the goddamn label, but the green part of the plant is so awesome. It looks almost tropical. I'm gonna go see if I can use the plant identifier app thing to get the name... brb!
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Isn't it cool?
I had started propagating them just to see if I could, then was going to give them away, but now I'm going to try to get the ones I propagated to "tree out."

I've been noticing a lot of new varieties in the past couple/few years.
One of these days I'm gonna get rid of these fuckin' oleander trees, and it's going to become a fuchsia garden.

craigk217 said:
I soooo wanna plant some Hibiscus bushes, but I can't cuz of room. :sigh:
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I love hibiscus. I have two.
One is a prolific bloomer.
The other ... I'll just call it stubborn.

I'd think they'd be a challenge to grow in hoosierland.
I will never get over how easy certain plants are to grow out here, and how plants I still think of as annuals are perennials out here.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Then go back to Home Depot, rent a truck, and rent one of those pull behind manlifts and buy a safety harness. We won't have you killing yourself on our watch. This flower pot is gonna be a 1500 dollar project, but we can't put a price on safety.
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Plan D:

Get up early tomorrow, do my hair, put on some make-up, wear cute jammies and sit on the ledge while I wait for the landscapers to start blowing leaves and mowing grass. Then I see if Juan wants to come up and help a sista out ;)
 
moxie said:
Plan D:

Get up early tomorrow, do my hair, put on some make-up, wear cute jammies and sit on the ledge while I wait for the landscapers to start blowing leaves and mowing grass. Then I see if Juan wants to come up and help a sista out ;)
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There you go. That's working smarter.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Isn't it cool?
I had started propagating them just to see if I could, then was going to give them away, but now I'm going to try to get the ones I propagated to "tree out."

I've been noticing a lot of new varieties in the past couple/few years.
One of these days I'm gonna get rid of these fuckin' oleander trees, and it's going to become a fuchsia garden.



I love hibiscus. I have two.
One is a prolific bloomer.
The other ... I'll just call it stubborn.

I'd think they'd be a challenge to grow in hoosierland.
I will never get over how easy certain plants are to grow out here, and how plants I still think of as annuals are perennials out here.
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My mom has several Hibiscus in her yard for years. They come back e'ry year ... dunno how, but they do.

At the UTTER risk of bein called "ghey", I'd say those fucia/white flowers bout the purdiest I've seen around these parts in the summer when they bloom.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Why pay for specialized bits when you can use a pliers and turn the heads left to extract them. Why pay for anything new?
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If the screw is 80% of the way in, and they're the screws that came with the pot hanger, you're probably gonna break that cheap ass screw trying to turn it out with pliers, and are we gonna trust her to not knock herself in the head with the pliers when they inevitably slip off the screw?
 
Alright- i was able to make it turn about 1 1/2 more times, then I kinda hung on it and yanked it around a little and there was no movement, so I'm guessing a stupid little plant isn't going to rip it out of the wall. AND if it does fall, I think it will hit the railing first then it's a crap shoot if it falls left (bad) or right (good).

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk, buttholes!
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
If the screw is 80% of the way in, and they're the screws that came with the pot hanger, you're probably gonna break that cheap ass screw trying to turn it out with pliers, and are we gonna trust her to not knock herself in the head with the pliers when they inevitably slip off the screw?
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