tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[Dolemite censored]

If i can make a shit load of money....over-qualifed is a non issue.

if i can make 150k a year cleaning dog shit out of doles trash. then i will

Wait, you're actually thinking about working?

This is a real breakthrough.

 

[Tin Man]

 

[Camfantasy]

Motherfucking dog owning pig ass motherfuckers keep putting their dog shit bags in my garbage can when its out for pickup. Now there's a sludge of dog shit and plastic stuck at the bottom of the can.

Filthy motherfuckers.

Sorry. Next time I'll set it on fire and leave it on your doorstep.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Motherfucking dog owning pig ass motherfuckers keep putting their dog shit bags in my garbage can when its out for pickup. Now there's a sludge of dog shit and plastic stuck at the bottom of the can.

Filthy motherfuckers.

I don’t understand that mentality. I would never put something in someone else’s trash can. Yet, if I don’t pull my trash cans in quickly I often find something that I know no one in my household put there when I bring them in. What do these people do with this stuff every other day of the week when the trash cans aren’t out for pickup?

 

[Dolemite censored]

I don’t understand that mentality. I would never put something in someone else’s trash can. Yet, if I don’t pull my trash cans in quickly I often find something that I know no one in my household put there when I bring them in. What do these people do with this stuff every other day of the week when the trash cans aren’t out for pickup?

Time for bleach and the garden hose.

You know that if you try to put a sign out for "Don't put your dog shit in my garbage can", they will all gang up on you and you'll have even more dog shit to deal with.

 

[moxie]

I just hope "Katie" isn't his wife, girlfriend, or daughter.
Then again, if he's texting you about it at after 9pm, I guessing Katie isn't just an employee.

As for the do it yourself framing, yeah, that's the only way framing is remotely reasonably priced.

Fucking weasel trying to lay this one off on you.

Let me guess: Katie is not a client, customer, shareholder, but a personal contact.

What a slimeball. You should go up to him and smack his ass.

Katie is his chief of staff. But he coddles her, so that's probably why he's all butthurt about missing her birthday. I'll tell him I told her happy birthday from the both of us yesterday


hey @Peter Gozintite is this a good tool box for me or should I get one of those stupid plastic ones? This one is 20"x12x8 ish. I feel like it's more durable and classic than the plastic, but does it add a significant amount of weight?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Katie is his chief of staff. But he coddles her, so that's probably why he's all butthurt about missing her birthday. I'll tell him I told her happy birthday from the both of us yesterday


hey @Peter Gozintite is this a good tool box for me or should I get one of those stupid plastic ones? This one is 20"x12x8 ish. I feel like it's more durable and classic than the plastic, but does it add a significant amount of weight?

That's probably perfect for what you need there Roberta the Builder

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Katie is his chief of staff. But he coddles her, so that's probably why he's all butthurt about missing her birthday. I'll tell him I told her happy birthday from the both of us yesterday


hey @Peter Gozintite is this a good tool box for me or should I get one of those stupid plastic ones? This one is 20"x12x8 ish. I feel like it's more durable and classic than the plastic, but does it add a significant amount of weight?

You could go with something like this.

 

[moxie]

You could go with something like this.

Ew, pierre. That's so...no. Things poking out all over the place, no locks, no lids.
2/10 wnb

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I don’t understand that mentality. I would never put something in someone else’s trash can. Yet, if I don’t pull my trash cans in quickly I often find something that I know no one in my household put there when I bring them in. What do these people do with this stuff every other day of the week when the trash cans aren’t out for pickup?

Likely just toss shit on the ground? People who do this shit are trash.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Ew, pierre. That's so...no. Things poking out all over the place, no locks, no lids.
2/10 wnb

It's just much handier to carry around and have access to the tools.

 

[Camfantasy]

It's just much handier to carry around and have access to the tools.

tell her ass if she doesn't want to listen your advice then don't ask for it.

 

[moxie]

It's just much handier to carry around and have access to the tools.

Yeah, but let's be real... I get a wild hair and start messing with stuff every few months but it will likely sit untouched for 9 months out of the year. I saw a plastic version of the other one that was similar, I'm just wondering if I should do the one with the little baby drawers or the one that is basically a bucket on the bottom. I like the drawers since I'm collecting all these little drill bits & stuff. Then I can also put the collection of nails & screws in there, too.

Plus, where would I put my Yeti and Bass Pro stickers on that cloth one?!

 

[moxie]

tell her ass if she doesn't want to listen your advice then don't ask for it.

You're gonna get it, fucko.


Now lemme ask you about this Sony...

 

[huskers1217]

Ew, pierre. That's so...no. Things poking out all over the place, no locks, no lids.
2/10 wnb

you afraid of snippin your lady parts?

 

[huskers1217]

It's just much handier to carry around and have access to the tools.

get her a hand truck to help carting around the 50lb tool box that will rust in 5 years

 

[huskers1217]

Yeah, but let's be real... I get a wild hair and start messing with stuff every few months but it will likely sit untouched for 9 months out of the year. I saw a plastic version of the other one that was similar, I'm just wondering if I should do the one with the little baby drawers or the one that is basically a bucket on the bottom. I like the drawers since I'm collecting all these little drill bits & stuff. Then I can also put the collection of nails & screws in there, too.

Plus, where would I put my Yeti and Bass Pro stickers on that cloth one?!

do you have a garage?

 

[Dolemite censored]

hey @Peter Gozintite is this a good tool box for me or should I get one of those stupid plastic ones? This one is 20"x12x8 ish. I feel like it's more durable and classic than the plastic, but does it add a significant amount of weight?

The metal box itself is not too bad but because you can put a lot more shit in the fucking thing it will have significant weight when loaded with tools.

 

[moxie]

you afraid of snippin your lady parts?

I'm not a moron... I'd store all the sharp bits pointed down. Duh.

do you have a garage?

No, but I have a little storage space on the deck

 

[moxie]

The metal box itself is not too bad but because you can put a lot more shit in the fucking thing it will have significant weight when loaded with tools.

I want it for all the basic shit I have...hammer, screwdrivers, drill bits, measuring tape, box cutter... all that type of stuff. But I want to keep it organized, too. Right now, I have some stuff shoved into a junk drawer, some stuff in the deck storage closet and the measuring tape? I can never find it when I need it, so don't ask!!