Thursday "National Postal Worker" Day thread

ChiSoxFan said:
I live in Bridgeport, not Fuller Park, you asshat.

And yes, if the sun were to explode, I'd be very afraid.
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You are afraid the sun is going to explode because its 84? That's precious
 
ChiSoxFan said:
Oh look, another insensitive OH tranny.

Pretty sure they are getting nature fucked.

Good to see you, though.
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Word.

We've gotten a metric fuckton of rain each day around quittin' time, but it usually blows through in an hour or so.

You been good? How's your fleshlight collection coming?
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Word.

We've gotten a metric fuckton of rain each day around quittin' time, but it usually blows through in an hour or so.

You been good? How's your fleshlight collection coming?
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Living the dream working from home with a 1 year old screaming for my attention all day. My bank was acquired by a fruity San Francisco outfit, so that's woke or something.

I try to stay high, man.

One can never have enough fleshlights. This is common knowledge, just ask YAPP.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Doing an audit for an account in Qatar, and some of these names are a hoot.

"Hosni Bongbong". "Satyendra Dikshit".
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Interesting...everytime I contact a help desk the Indian guy's name is Carl or Dan
 
So at volleyball the other night, the one team we played had a new girl on their squad. It was really sunny so this old dude offered her his hat with a "it's a men's hat, but you should be alright"
The girl responded with "what makes it a men's hat? I don't think ballcaps are gender oriented."

I just laughed. He had no response.
 
ChiSoxFan said:
Living the dream working from home with a 1 year old screaming for my attention all day. My bank was acquired by a fruity San Francisco outfit, so that's woke or something.

I try to stay high, man.
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So you are working for @williewilliejuan company now?
 
ChiSoxFan said:
Living the dream working from home with a 1 year old screaming for my attention all day. My bank was acquired by a fruity San Francisco outfit, so that's woke or something.

I try to stay high, man.

One can never have enough fleshlights. This is common knowledge, just ask YAPP.
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Yapp? That fucking degenerate. He single handedly ruined Fannation!
 
ill said:
Extremely racist
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Like, I'm sure "Joe Jackson" loosely translates to "I fuck camels" or something of the like, but it's not like I'm judging this guy's worth by whether or not the name makes me giggle.
 
ill said:
Extremely racist
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In my last gig at Verizon, I had to audit prepaid accounts. At one point in time, there was no ID requirement to buy and activate prepaid service, so people could legit put any name on their account. You'd see Mickey Mouse, Batman, etc.

Best one I saw was "Howie Feltersnatch".
 
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