What’s the most pretentious thing you’ve ever heard?

Illustrious Potentate said:
I guess mine would be when @beardown07 said he played a sober round of golf the other day.

Golf while drinking is pretentious enough, but golfing sober is just an entirely different level of snobbery
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I have to admit...it sucked bawls.
 
Here I was thinking 18 holes in 95 degree weather, the day before a hernia surgery was kinda badass.:pout:
 
Kburjr said:
I don't drink beer out of a bottle. I always ask for a glass.
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I don’t drink beer period. I only drink things that burn blue and I drink straight from the bottle/jug/mason jar
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I guess mine would be when @beardown07 said he played a sober round of golf the other day.

Golf while drinking is pretentious enough, but golfing sober is just an entirely different level of snobbery
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Pretty much the same thing:

I'm buying a six pack to go at the Elks and the most worthless drunken druggie wife beating son of a bitch I've ever known says What you doin?
I said I'm going to play golf.

He says I don't drink while I'm playing golf, I like to be aware and concentrate.

I said Well keep it up, maybe eventually your strategy will allow you to break 90.
 
beardown07 said:
Here I was thinking 18 holes in 95 degree weather, the day before a hernia surgery was kinda badass.:pout:
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Hasn’t touched 95 all year in north GA. Only got to 90 a couple times. Been a very mild, wet summer so far
 
Fish said:
Pretty much the same thing:

I'm buying a six pack to go at the Elks and the most worthless drunken druggie wife beating son of a bitch I've ever known says What you doin?
I said I'm going to play golf.

He says I don't drink while I'm playing golf, I like to be aware and concentrate.

I said Well keep it up, maybe eventually your strategy will allow you to break 90.
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This same motherfucker:

Give me a corona and put a lime in it.

Are you sure you put a lime in it? I wanted a lime in it.
 
Fish said:
Pretty much the same thing:

I'm buying a six pack to go at the Elks and the most worthless drunken druggie wife beating son of a bitch I've ever known says What you doin?
I said I'm going to play golf.

He says I don't drink while I'm playing golf, I like to be aware and concentrate.

I said Well keep it up, maybe eventually your strategy will allow you to break 90.
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Last time I played, I cleared 90 by like hole 4. I liked Willie Nelson’s answer when asked about the best part of owning a golf course:

“I get to decide what’s par. I parred that hole over there the other day. I think it’s a par 14”
 
Does jvett's constant mask and vax talk qualify?

Or is that something else?
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Hasn’t touched 95 all year in north GA. Only got to 90 a couple times. Been a very mild, wet summer so far
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Hottest summer here since I've lived here. Coupled with the smoke, tourists, Californians and hobos, I'm praying for 10 feet of snow and the whole winter being below zero.
 
EVER heard? I have no clue. So many things. I need a minute.
 
Anyone who starts talking about how much money they make, or asks how much money anyone else makes, is automatically excommunicated. That shit give me douche chills.

I hate people who ask about how you, your family, or whatever, is doing, just so they can drone on about bragging on themselves.
 
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