What’s the most pretentious thing you’ve ever heard?

RobBase Drinks 60 Eggs A Week said:
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Was that so hard? Because being surrounded by high rollers from CA and NY all of a sudden makes you a better Michagander.

Wasn’t true anyways. But the illusion/delusion was strong.
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There was a total dipshit michigander neighbor out here for a while. He had a big lions tattoo. He was loud and obnoxious, and tried to tell me they called him "buckets" back home cause he was so good at basketball. I beat him 5 straight games of HORSE, two of which I never got a single letter.
That dude was full of more shit than a neglected stable.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
There was a total dipshit michigander neighbor out here for a while. He had a big lions tattoo. He was loud and obnoxious, and tried to tell me they called him "buckets" back home cause he was so good at basketball. I beat him 5 straight games of HORSE, two of which I never got a single letter.
That dude was full of more shit than a neglected stable.
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It takes a special breed to get a Lions tattoo. Was the court near a trailer park?
 
RobBase Drinks 60 Eggs A Week said:
It takes a special breed to get a Lions tattoo. Was the court near a trailer park?
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It was in my backyard. We were having garage beers at the other neighborhouse when he started having explosive diarrhea of the mouth, so I dragged him across the street to shut him up.
 
Hitman Hart said:
Texas fans claiming that their school has better academics than Vanderbilt
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RP-29 said:
I could see pretentiousness through the assumption that someone from CA or NY is by default a better home owner than a native Michigander.
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I didn’t even know there were subs in rural Michigan.
 
broncosmitty said:
I didn’t even know there were subs in rural Michigan.
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Absolutely. Most subs in most areas used to be farms/farm land. I’m old enough to remember when Hall road was mostly cows and pigs.

Everything keeps moving north. Our last home was way back on 36 mile in the middle of the woods in rural Romeo. Farmer bro made a killing selling that land to Lombardo builders.
 
broncosmitty said:
I didn’t even know there were subs in rural Michigan.
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They have pasties in the U.P.

www.tasteofhome.com

Pasties

Next time you need an easy, portable meal for a picnic or road trip, bake a batch of these handheld pasties. They also make a satiating and savory snack.
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White Knight said:
They have pasties in the U.P.

www.tasteofhome.com

Pasties

Next time you need an easy, portable meal for a picnic or road trip, bake a batch of these handheld pasties. They also make a satiating and savory snack.
www.tasteofhome.com www.tasteofhome.com
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thanks for your input...
 
White Knight said:
They have pasties in the U.P.

www.tasteofhome.com

Pasties

Next time you need an easy, portable meal for a picnic or road trip, bake a batch of these handheld pasties. They also make a satiating and savory snack.
www.tasteofhome.com www.tasteofhome.com
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She was this close.

Pasties are the original Cornish miners lunch and dinner.
Unless you consider Cornish as English In which case I have some friends of Cornish descent that will be willing to shove some pasties up your ass.
 
Ha! As if I would just waste a great and life altering storytelling experience like that here...
 
RobBase Drinks 60 Eggs A Week said:
Absolutely. Most subs in most areas used to be farms/farm land. I’m old enough to remember when Hall road was mostly cows and pigs.

Everything keeps moving north. Our last home was way back on 36 mile in the middle of the woods in rural Romeo. Farmer bro made a killing selling that land to Lombardo builders.
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In my hillbilly brain, there isn’t anything rural in Michigan southeast of Flint. Just various flavors of Detroit. Lol
 
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