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Not Duke of Douchington said:
- Douche works at concert venue
- Concert venue owner, owns waterslides on the boardwalk.
- Douche and 3 dudes working at concert venue tell owner that we want to go down water slides.
- All 3 other dudes have change of clothes ready. Douche doesn't.
- Douche brings a dishrag to cover his shmutz while standing in a public laundromat while his work clothes are in the dryer.


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Not Duke of Douchington said:
- Douche works at concert venue
- Concert venue owner, owns waterslides on the boardwalk.
- Douche and 3 dudes working at concert venue tell owner that we want to go down water slides.
- All 3 other dudes have change of clothes ready. Douche doesn't.
- Douche brings a dishrag to cover his shmutz while standing in a public laundromat while his work clothes are in the dryer.


The end.
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sounds gay.
 
Drove to get a burrito for lunch. Card won’t work. No cash in the car. Tried to get cash and the card can’t be read because the strip is faded.

Had to settle for Spaghettios at home. Boo.
 
kobesgame said:
Drove to get a burrito for lunch. Card won’t work. No cash in the car. Tried to get cash and the card can’t be read because the strip is faded.

Had to settle for Spaghettios at home. Boo.
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t's and p's
 
I feel your pain with disappointing lunches. I just ordered domino's as it required the least amount of effort. If only the local spot, which is much better, had online ordering, sigh.
 
I think my phone interview went well, feel pretty confident. Sounds like they'll be setting up a call/zoom meeting for another interview.
 
kobesgame said:
Drove to get a burrito for lunch. Card won’t work. No cash in the car. Tried to get cash and the card can’t be read because the strip is faded.

Had to settle for Spaghettios at home. Boo.
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Did the burrito have anything that you'd put on a pizza in it? If so, I think you need to consider the calzone life.
 
Not Duke of Douchington said:
- Douche works at concert venue
- Concert venue owner, owns waterslides on the boardwalk.
- Douche and 3 dudes working at concert venue tell owner that we want to go down water slides.
- All 3 other dudes have change of clothes ready. Douche doesn't.
- Douche brings a dishrag to cover his shmutz while standing in a public laundromat while his work clothes are in the dryer.


The end.
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Power move would have been if the other dudes had to hold the dishrag.
 
pnkpanther said:
I think my phone interview went well, feel pretty confident. Sounds like they'll be setting up a call/zoom meeting for another interview.
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Wait? You're getting a new job? Did they finally fire you for not uncovering the fraud at the University?
 
Ughh, see I have to be up for a training at 1300 tomorrow. Feel like every other week we have a dumb training on mundane shit. Tomorrows special is Adding Value Through Critical Thinking. No thank you.
 
Jiddy said:
Did the burrito have anything that you'd put on a pizza in it? If so, I think you need to consider the calzone life.
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Wait til you get lowballed and then they come back with a good offer
 
Jiddy said:
Wait? You're getting a new job? Did they finally fire you for not uncovering the fraud at the University?
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The fraud happened after I left.

I'm not getting a new job, I did apply for a promotion at the U
 
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