Groggy Monday Morning

[Me]

Weekend was alright. Pretty low key after a few very busy weekends. Made some good meals…pasta in white wine sauce one night and rack of lamb last night.

Had a little bit of lamb Friday night

 

[williewilliejuan]

not what I said.

I just don't get the appeal of it.

Do you actually have a penis? Because if you did, you’d know that rubbing it against things feels good.

 

[DJ Fieri]

We on our way yo the St Thomas airport.

 

[MTVike]

He could be, the ACL is in the front of the knee. PCL is in the back, and apparently that's a no-no place all of a sudden.

I heard the back of the knee is an erogenous zone.

They still use that word?

 

[ill]

I think you and @Hank Kingsley could be really good friends.

fuck that guy.

he doesn't even own a Kindle.

 

[Guy Incognito]

We on our way yo the St Thomas airport.

Must be nice to take an unplanned trip to the Caribbean.

 

[ill]

Do you actually have a penis? Because if you did, you’d know that rubbing it against things feels good.

like I said, orifice or gtfo

I'm not in junior high. I don't get off on dry humping.

 

[ill]

I heard the back of the knee is an erogenous zone.

They still use that word?

just squirt some lube in that joint and Slinky will go. to. town on that knee pit

 

[Fish]

Got two new cats last night. Figured if the first didn’t work out, may as well try two.

These ones seem to want to stick around. Two brothers from the same litter. Already been around dogs and able to come and go inside/outside as they please. First night was a success because they are still in the pole barn.

$500 a piece?

 

[MTVike]

It’s Deuce’s 8th birthday today. A little anticlimatic because we already have him his gift a few weeks ago. But football practice and his favorite restaurant after, so still a good day.

Which is?

 

[Guy Incognito]

just squirt some lube in that joint and Slinky will go. to. town on that knee pit

Enough with the kink shaming.

 

[Fish]

We on our way yo the St Thomas airport.

Getting married while you're there?

 

[williewilliejuan]

like I said, orifice or gtfo

I'm not in junior high. I don't get off on dry humping.

Just so I’m clear, if a woman/person you’re dating offers you a handie or a tittyfuck, you’ll tell her to get packing?

 

[ill]

Just so I’m clear, if a woman/person you’re dating offers you a handie or a tittyfuck, you’ll tell her to get packing?

not what I said.

just think it's overrated.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I heard the back of the knee is an erogenous zone.

They still use that word?

Peter Gabriel does.

 

[williewilliejuan]

not what I said.

just think it's overrated.

Overrated and GTFO are different concepts.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Do you actually have a penis? Because if you did, you’d know that rubbing it against things feels good.

Pretty simple, really.

 

[ill]

Overrated and GTFO are different concepts.

it's a joke.

but my preference is my preference.

I'd be like "wtf are you doing" if she started giving me a handy.

again, not in grade school

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Overrated and GTFO are different concepts.

I guess I need a better understanding on where he thinks it's rated in order to have an opinion on him thinking it's overrated.

 

[ill]

I guess I need a better understanding on where he thinks it's rated in order to have an opinion on him thinking it's overrated.

where do you have it on your list?

because I have it below a lot of other positions that I would prefer.