8.31.21 Tuesday. The end is near

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I always get a kick out of cunts like this.

I guess they must have had their home there for years, and then all of the sudden someone built a golf course behind them . . .

 

[RubinRock]

I wash my feet, chicken and dick all at the once. Saves a ton of time.

I always wondered what gave it that extra spice. Your chicken tastes great too btw.

 

[RobBase]

Uhh, why don't you just cook the egg whites?

Because I can consume far more by drinking them. And the health benefits and results are tremendous at such a high volume.

 

[MTVike]

Ice

Fresh ice is better. Throw that frozen stuff out.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Imagine being stupid enough to think you have to pull frozen meat out, and stare at it until it thaws.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

What do you do put it in the microwave? Gross, bro.

edit: And ffs wash your feet, Peter.

I take it from the freezer, and put it in the fridge, the day before I need it. Take 3.5 seconds.

I wash tf outta my feet bitch

 

[MTVike]

I’ll grill up fresh chicken breasts then freeze them. No thawing involved. Yes, very grossed out by thawing meat.

Sounds like a personal problem, not an opinion based on anything rational.

 

[Fish]

I always get a kick out of cunts like this.

I guess they must have had their home their for years, and then all of the sudden someone built a golf course behind them . . .

Idiot I know hit a slice and broke a homeowner's window, then actually walked in their yard. Homeowner mad and said something, idiot says I don't know who'd be dumb enough to buy a house on a golf course anyway!, and then it was on.
Homeowner says If you have any money left after my window gets fixed maybe you should get some golf lessons!!

Didn't see it in person because I won't play with the moron but other people I know told me about it.

 

[RobBase]

I take it from the freezer, and put it in the fridge, the day before I need it. Take 3.5 seconds.

I wash tf outta my feet bitch

A whole day???

Do you know how many times I can go to the grocery store for fresh meat in 24 hours?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

A whole day???

Do you know how many times I can go to the grocery store for fresh meat in 24 hours?

Do you know that 3.5 seconds is less time than it took to post that, or this?

 

[williewilliejuan]

A whole day???

Do you know how many times I can go to the grocery store for fresh meat in 24 hours?

Lets find out. Start now and report back in exactly 24 hours.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Idiot I know hit a slice and broke a homeowner's window, then actually walked in their yard. Homeowner mad and said something, idiot says I don't know who'd be dumb enough to buy a house on a golf course anyway!, and then it was on.
Homeowner says If you have any money left after my window gets fixed maybe you should get some golf lessons!!

Didn't see it in person because I won't play with the moron but other people I know told me about it.

Jesus.

I would think if you hit a shot that broke a window, you should walk in their yard to arrange to have it fixed. As a homeowner, that would piss me off, but on the other hand, certain things are more likely to happen to a home on a golf course.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Lets find out. Start now and report back in exactly 24 hours.

 

[ill]

Idiot I know hit a slice and broke a homeowner's window, then actually walked in their yard. Homeowner mad and said something, idiot says I don't know who'd be dumb enough to buy a house on a golf course anyway!, and then it was on.
Homeowner says If you have any money left after my window gets fixed maybe you should get some golf lessons!!

Didn't see it in person because I won't play with the moron but other people I know told me about it.

I had a friend tee off on a par 3 and shanked the fuck out of the ball. Hit into some shrubs around a house that should never be hit.

He teed up another ball and hit the same house. Didn't break anything, but the owner came out and stared at us.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I also keep frozen shrimp on hand.

Sautéed shrimp with garlic/butter/wine angel hair is simple, fast and delicious.

 

[ill]

Jesus.

I would think if you hit a shot that broke a window, you should walk in their yard to arrange to have it fixed. As a homeowner, that would piss me off, but on the other hand, certain things are more likely to happen to a home on a golf course.

there are a number of houses along my local course with pock marks along the side of their house facing the tee boxes...

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I eat lobster tail all the time.

Those tails that you eat are frozen. Do you find them to be appreciably worse than fresh lobster tails?

 

[Guy Incognito]

I also keep frozen shrimp on hand.

Sautéed shrimp with garlic/butter/wine angel hair is simple, fast and delicious.

Made some shrimp scampi last night.

 

[MTVike]

I had a friend tee off on a par 3 and shanked the fuck out of the ball. Hit into some shrubs around a house that should never be hit.

He teed up another ball and hit the same house. Didn't break anything, but the owner came out and stared at us.

People who build around golf courses better be understanding. I've seen people do things with a golf ball that I never could have imagined.

And no Slink, it's not what you're thinking.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

there are a number of houses along my local course with pock marks along the side of their house facing the tee boxes...

I wonder what caused them. Probably hail.