Who lived the life you wish you could live?

[broncosmitty]

My Grandpa Curly.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I should have had @broncosmitty life. He never had to pay his taxes, had meaningless sex with thousands of trannies and season tickets to Detroit Lions games

 

[broncosmitty]

I should have had @broncosmitty life. He never had to pay his taxes, had meaningless sex with thousands of trannies and season tickets to Detroit Lions games

Michigan Panthers games. The Silverdome was a lot closer to home than Ford Field.

 

[dbldwn711]

 

[Hank Kingsley]

You live in Florida and don't have nightmares about her? Damn fine looking lady but she played the Monster a little too enthusiastically for me.

Always thought her tatas were funny looking.

She loves her herb though.

 

[Wild Turkey]

I want Beth Mowin’s life. You can suck at your job, still get paid, free travel and see great sporting events.

 

[HammerDown]

Wilt Chamberlain

Magic in about '85 must have been the pinnacle, man. Good lord the pussy must have just been something to behold.

 

[huskers1217]

i would say Ron Jeremy until the last 6 months came along

but seriously... Adam Sandler - made millions playing a dipshit on every movie

 

[Peter Gozintite]

View attachment 40835

View attachment 40836

Having a giant cock, great hair, and charming disposition, isn't worth the rest.

 

[RoyMunson]

@gresh

 

[stroked out]

I just don't want to think anymore.

Said every democrat everywhere always.

 

[Nosferatu]

Was Scarface a real person?

lolzzz You hate Hispanics!

 

[gobigred]

i would say Ron Jeremy until the last 6 months came along

but seriously... Adam Sandler - made millions playing a dipshit on every movie

You got the dipshit part down, now you just need millions

 

[Pitman]

Rob Gronkowski. He just has a happy go lucky life.

 

[beardown07]

Rob Gronkowski. He just has a happy go lucky life.

That's brain damage.

 

[Nosferatu]

That's brain damage.

Guarantee you he's looked too long at a dick in the shower!

 

[beardown07]

Guarantee you he's looked too long at a dick in the shower!

Gym life is like prison. lel

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Bob Saget.

All the ladies wanna be with him and all the dudes wanna watch him fist their grandma's ass in the back seat of an AMC Gremlin.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Jeremiah Johnson

Live hard and survive.

I don’t wanna eat human liver

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

But also, if you’re Junior Johnson, you get name dropped in a Bruce Springsteen song