Feel the power of Tuesday morning

Every time I post something, I feel like I'm about to be raped by my avi.

Well played, @OregonDucks, well played.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
We need a ruling. @Illustrious Potentate, would that constitute penetration for Rubes here?
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If the penetration is from the nose then I'm out. Last time nose fucking got brought up, I accidently talked dirty to the broads family and got sent to the doghouse for a few days.
 
ill said:
it's only gay if you're receiving...

not gay if you get a boner thinking about sticking it in a dude.
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Are you unclear on how mustache rides work?
 
ill said:
my Duluth boxer briefs shipped.
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Mr. Kobe ordered some last night. He was very excited to hear they were having a sale.
 
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Guy Incognito said:
Think you're mixing that up with The Price is Right.
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Why Dont We Have Both GIF
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
That was one of my responsibilities at Pizza Hut when I was 15. I was like greased fucking lightening folding pizza boxes.
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I fucking crushed folding pizza boxes at the Hut. I'd have a stack 5 feet high before the mouth breathers I worked with could fold 10.
 
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