tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[Hu War Yu]

you need to be a leader, not a follower

Right? He missed all the fun parts

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

you need to be a leader, not a follower

They provided the cocaine, so I wasn’t in much of a position to venture off.

 

[craigk217]

Yeah, I thought about how he's been stalking you for quite a while when he started his ghey thread a couple weeks ago. I was wondering if that meant that you were off the hook or he was stepping up his lame game and stalking both of us at the same time.

 

[moxie]

These aren’t your southern rock mullets, these are big, bushy mullets

He has curly-ish hair and it's pretty 'fro-y at the length he currently has it. It's just a shock because he's always had it super short... like a 2 on the razor thingie.

 

[steelerssb]

Noice. How'd you score them seats?

Stubhub an hour before the game. $60.

 

[Inquisitor]

To paraphrase Abraham Lincoln, anything is a urinal if you’re brave enough. Or drunk enough…

To paraphrase drunk Shakespeare, to pee or not to pee, that is the question.

There is only one answer.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

To paraphrase drunk Shakespeare, to pee or not to pee, that is the question.

There is only one answer.

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slin ...

On second thought, nah, not gonna go there.

 

[Dolemite censored]

To paraphrase drunk Shakespeare, to pee or not to pee, that is the question.

There is only one answer.

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slin ...

On second thought, nah, not gonna go there.

An adapted Shakespeare quote for the sushi eaters in here, i.e. @moxie, and some other fools, I forget:

Hammer asks Dole: "Where are they?" Dole: "At dinner eating sushi, to be later eaten by the squiggly worms they consume."

 

[craigk217]

Stubhub an hour before the game. $60.

U SUMBECH!

9-3 was Soxfabulous too.

 

[gobigred]

Stubhub an hour before the game. $60.

Probably better than $10 Pirates tickets in same location

 

[craigk217]

Probably better than $10 Pirates tickets in same location

 

[DragonFromTo]

If you cut your dick off, you deserve a long vacation at a mental ward.

 

[DragonFromTo]

He has curly-ish hair and it's pretty 'fro-y at the length he currently has it. It's just a shock because he's always had it super short... like a 2 on the razor thingie.

 

[moxie]

Definitely like that party in the back! Front is more…I dunno how to explain it. Not groomed, though!

 

[DragonFromTo]

Definitely like that party in the back! Front is more…I dunno how to explain it. Not groomed, though!

 

[moxie]

Welp. Just got back from the doctor and y'all are pretty well fucked.

He says there's nothing wrong with me. Good blood pressure, cholesterols, no pussay heart.
Might try a shrink next and see if that one will fix my brains. For now, you're stuck with me!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Welp. Just got back from the doctor and y'all are pretty well fucked.

He says there's nothing wrong with me. Good blood pressure, cholesterols, no pussay heart.
Might try a shrink next and see if that one will fix my brains. For now, you're stuck with me!

Don't pay somebody to tell you what we could all tell you for free.

 

[gobigred]

Welp. Just got back from the doctor and y'all are pretty well fucked.

He says there's nothing wrong with me. Good blood pressure, cholesterols, no pussay heart.
Might try a shrink next and see if that one will fix my brains. For now, you're stuck with me!

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

They provided the cocaine, so I wasn’t in much of a position to venture off.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I prefer this one. Dickey Betts and Gregg Allman's sons started a band.