tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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Hu War Yu said:
I would go full Karen on this. Looks like they've added two full hours to the bill just because they had to wait. But they're charging it as "travel time," not "wait time." If you're already paying by the hour, there shouldn't be additional charges just because the driver waited, should there?
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That's what I'm thinking, too! I mean - one or the other, right? This feels super double-chargey and Karen just got her double mocha half-caff, no foam, extra shot venti cappucaramelccino ordered and the mom jeans pulled up real high :mad2:
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Pokemon Feels GIF



Lived off hot dogs and Monster Energy Drinks in college.

Been fighting off potato mode since 30.
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I remember my wake up call. I was in my office at the time talking with another guy about Rickey Henderson. Dude had met him on a flight, said he had a nice convo with him, and that he still looked ripped even though he was in his mid-40's. I said, "I wanna look that good when I'm his age," and the other guy, who was a few years older than me, said "yeah, I wanna look that good right NOW, but I don't."

That's when it hit me, hard, that even as a 30 year old I was not as ripped as Rickey Henderson and never would be.
 
moxie said:
That's what I'm thinking, too! I mean - one or the other, right? This feels super double-chargey and Karen just got her double mocha half-caff, no foam, extra shot venti cappucaramelccino ordered and the mom jeans pulled up real high :mad2:
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Go gettim, Tiger Mom!
 
Hu War Yu said:
I remember my wake up call. I was in my office at the time talking with another guy about Rickey Henderson. Dude had met him on a flight, said he had a nice convo with him, and that he still looked ripped even though he was in his mid-40's. I said, "I wanna look that good when I'm his age," and the other guy, who was a few years older than me, said "yeah, I wanna look that good right NOW, but I don't."

That's when it hit me, hard, that even as a 30 year old I was not as ripped as Rickey Henderson and never would be.
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Herschel Walker looks younger now than he did when he played at UGA 40 years ago
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Herschel Walker looks younger now than he did when he played at UGA 40 years ago
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Yep...guys like that, it's 90% genetics. Sure, they work hard to maintain, but even if I did the same training regimen as Herschel, I'm never going to look like Herschel.

Plus, I still love my beer and whiskey
 
Hu War Yu said:
Yep...guys like that, it's 90% genetics. Sure, they work hard to maintain, but even if I did the same training regimen as Herschel, I'm never going to look like Herschel.

Plus, I still love my beer and whiskey
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You’re also whiter than Johnny and Edgar Winter
 
moxie said:
That's what I'm thinking, too! I mean - one or the other, right? This feels super double-chargey and Karen just got her double mocha half-caff, no foam, extra shot venti cappucaramelccino ordered and the mom jeans pulled up real high :mad2:
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#firstworldprobs
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
Motherfucker, I do not eat chicken biscuits. I eat a country fried steak biscuit most mornings, sometimes go with pork tenderloin or fried bologna.

Chicken will never beat cow or pig
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this is the dumbest shit i have ever read

i prefer pig too, but to completely write off fried chicken is pretty communist
 
Hitman Hart said:
this is the dumbest shit i have ever read

i prefer pig too, but to completely write off fried chicken is pretty communist
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Fried chicken is fine. Hot wings are good. Best part of the chicken is the gizzard though

But, I’m choosing cow or pig over chicken 95% of the time. Pheasant and dove are superior birds
 
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