Last Tuesday of September

[williewilliejuan]

How do they taste?

Not surprisingly, exactly like anything else that’s vegan. Like it needs more meat.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Guy Incognito]

I’m pretty certain I don’t want to know what that is.

I remember hearing it on a Wayne's World bit back in the day, but apparently it was also in some obscure movie a few years ago.

 

[kobesgame]

This is true. Fortunately that was the case.

@kobesgame my BIL sliced the hell out of his thumb shucking oysters as well. It was baaaaaaaaaaaaaad

I decided last night that anytime I get oysters I’m going to tip a little extra. That was my first time doing it and it was no joke.

 

[Me]

i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

 

[nappyvalley]

Just have someone give you gummies that have none in them, but have them tell you there's plenty in them. You'll sleep like a baby.

I guess I could use my weed gummies for that. Zero melatonin. And bonus, they have weed in them. Which also puts me to sleep

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Right? @Bender scolding someone to be more clear in their communication is like someone with color blindness using a handicap sticker

 

[nappyvalley]

I just got an email from Reebok letting me know that they now have 100% vegan shoes. So I have that going for me.

Now you just gotta find a nice pack of vegan socks to go with 'em and you're all set

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I decided last night that anytime I get oysters I’m going to tip a little extra. That was my first time doing it and it was no joke.

I had a similar epiphany over the weekend. Instead of burning myself refilling my chocolate fountain I am going to have someone else do it

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Now you just gotta find a nice pack of vegan socks to go with 'em and you're all set

I hear Bombas are good

 

[Guy Incognito]

I guess I could use my weed gummies for that. Zero melatonin. And bonus, they have weed in them. Which also puts me to sleep

 

[Guy Incognito]

Now you just gotta find a nice pack of vegan socks to go with 'em and you're all set

Extra credit if they're compostable.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Now you just gotta find a nice pack of vegan socks to go with 'em and you're all set

That’s the problem. I can’t go with cotton due to their historical association with slavery.

 

[kobesgame]

I had a similar epiphany over the weekend. Instead of burning myself refilling my chocolate fountain I am going to have someone else do it

Oh I’ll still shuck them at home once in awhile, but usually it isn’t worth it because I’m the only one in the family that eats them. But with my mom in town, figured I’d get a few so we could both have them.

 

[redseat]

Adds to the flavor

 

[redseat]

I decided last night that anytime I get oysters I’m going to tip a little extra. That was my first time doing it and it was no joke.

Yeah that's a good decision...

 

[Bender]

I remember hearing it on a Wayne's World bit back in the day, but apparently it was also in some obscure movie a few years ago.

sure if you could call the Special Jury Prize winner of the 2008 Gerardmer Film Festival obscure.

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[nappyvalley]

That’s the problem. I can’t go with cotton due to their historical association with slavery.

I thought those were acceptable because the cotton socks aren't made OUT of slaves

 

[williewilliejuan]

I thought those were acceptable because the cotton socks aren't made OUT of slaves

That used to be true, but now I have to avoid anything made of:

- Synthetic materials due to their ties to petrochemicals
- Animal products due to cruelty concerns
- Cotton due to ties to slavery
- Paper due to association with the timber industry

I now only cover myself in ethically-sourced mud and tree limbs/leaves that naturally fell from free-range trees

 

[Guy Incognito]

sure if you could call the Special Jury Prize winner of the 2008 Gerardmer Film Festival obscure.

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