What's that? It's Thursday

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Can you cut that with pea protein? @SlinkyRedfoot

Vodka's only 80 proof. Only pussies cut it.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Back went out yesterday, I assume from all the twisting I've been doing crawling around the truck putting this impossible tow system on.
Hard to walk, pain shooting from hip down leg.
Taking it easy today until my spine realigns itself.

You should take better care of your self. Maybe some exercise and stretching.

 

[RoyMunson]

Any more stereotypes you'd like to add to this thread?

you're not a florida resident yet.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Back from the dentist, another crown.

I said I think I have two or three left to go? She said no, "5".

Shit.

You should take better care of yourself. Maybe a toothbrush and some Listerine.

 

[Fish]

You should take better care of your self. Maybe some exercise and stretching.

You should go fuck yourself.

Involves stretching.

 

[ill]

Any more stereotypes you'd like to add to this thread?

you mean because he nailed the FL stereotype?

I already told you about the cab driver who took me from Key Largo to Miami.

everyone I met in FL who was from FL was what I expected

 

[Bender]

Grew up on grandmas homemade rhubarb (from her garden) pie.

come on, we've seen the video.

 

[ill]

you're not a florida resident yet.

@KTg8trgrl says he never will be, either

 

[Fish]

you mean because he nailed the FL stereotype?

I already told you about the cab driver who took me from Key Largo to Miami.

everyone I met in FL who was from FL was what I expected

I'm sure you met all their expectations also.

 

[Bender]

Avocado vodka, pea protein, açaí smoothy, ftw

have to sneak your drinks in breakfast smoothies now, for shame.

 

[Me]

have to sneak your drinks in breakfast smoothies now, for shame.

If Tom Brady endorses it, it has to be healthy

 

[RoyMunson]

come on, we've seen the video.

That fucking lady is awesome.

 

[ill]

I'm sure you met all their expectations also.

perhaps.

I just let them talk.

and man did they like to talk.

 

[RoyMunson]

perhaps.

I just let them talk.

and man did they like to talk.

did any of them call you Aaron?

 

[MTVike]

You should take better care of yourself. Maybe a toothbrush and some Listerine.

Listerine, ha.

That's what smokers used to use to tamp down their dickbreath.

 

[ill]

did any of them call you Aaron?

nah

they were white dudes.

only black dudes think I look like Aaron.

 

[MTVike]

come on, we've seen the video.

Now she'll make a nice rhubarb pie and present it as a peace offering.

 

[Bender]

Listerine, ha.

That's what smokers used to use to tamp down their dickbreath.

what do you use on those wooden chompers? thompson's waterseal? murphy's oil soap?

 

[ill]

Now she'll make a nice rhubarb pie and present it as a peace offering.

and will definitely come by and mow once her lawnmower is fixed

 

[MTVike]

what do you use on those wooden chompers? thompson's waterseal? murphy's oil soap?

Soft-scrub.

I asked if they still used porcelain to make them, but they said they use some new type of material that was even stronger.