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When I went to Zion I bought Coal a Park Ranger truck as his souvenir. He keeps calling it a “stranger truck”, which seems like a much more dangerous vehicle.
 
Kburjr said:
Shit, dude, I was in sales my entire career. All good salesmen are good teachers.

Learn, grasshopper.
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kobesgame said:
When I went to Zion I bought Coal a Park Ranger truck as his souvenir. He keeps calling it a “stranger truck”, which seems like a much more dangerous vehicle.
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Has he wrote "free candy" on it in Sharpie yet?
 
kobesgame said:
When I went to Zion I bought Coal a Park Ranger truck as his souvenir. He keeps calling it a “stranger truck”, which seems like a much more dangerous vehicle.
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When my son was 15, he was driving the gravel road we lived on and hit a power pole. I needed a new truck at the time so I gave him the damaged one. He ended up fixing it and drove it all through high school. His name for it: Danger Ranger.

BTW, my son is now 36. He sold the truck to his BIL and it is still on the road. I bought the truck in 1985, same year my son was born.
 
Kburjr said:
Please tell me of any attributes of a good salesman that is not an attribute of a good teacher. I'll wait.
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hey, i'm not saying i disagree with you.
 
ill said:
whatever you say chief.

I'd say otherwise.

you don't need something to run your life for you to be good at it...especially fantasy sports
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seriously, 5 minutes a week tops. waiver wire is wednesday morning. no need to be thinking about it 24/7.

check the inactives sunday. i'm going to be betting on the games anyway, so it's not like it's any extra time out of my day and i don't give a fuck what the players do.
 
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ill said:
no

it's a casual league with friends.

it is all I have ever done.

some used to be for money...but again, I never stressed out about it like you guys do
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you have to remember your audience. you're talking to a bunch of poors. hell one of them wants his kids in the bread line at school to get free popcorn and bagels. talk about looking for handouts.
 
Bender said:
seriously, 5 minutes a week tops. waiver wire is wednesday morning. no need to be thinking about it 24/7.

check the inactives sunday. i'm going to be betting on the games anyway, so it's not like it's any extra time out of my day and i don't give a fuck what the players do.
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exactly

maybe a little more time put forth to properly trash talk my opponent and joke about how Kyle didn't update his kicker for the week...but really that's all it takes.
 
Kburjr said:
You don't want to win? Cuz this is how you don't win.
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Lesbians don't like competition.

Not counting the wnba and volleyball, and some of the lpga.
 
Fish said:
Lesbians don't like competition.

Not counting the wnba and volleyball, and some of the lpga.
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Oh fuck and there's there's those soccer lesbos.
 
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