All Saints Monday

RobBase (c) said:
May as well get an HIV test while you’re at it after all that hanging out at the golf course this past summer.
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He should also get a test for scurvy and scarlet fever...because why not?
 
MTVike said:
Wife and I were just talking about the Son-in-laws funny uncle. His parent went on and on about how his close college friend flew out here to be with him for his Mom's funeral. And he was here a few months ago for his birthday as well. Son in law laughed when he went over to the house and the "friend" showed up to the door in his shorts. They also got roaring drunk on Saturday night together.
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Just wait until they start dressing as vampire clowns.
 
ill said:
I had a mimosa yesterday after my bloody mary...the OJ keeps the skurvy away
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Apparently your immune system is compromised. You should also get some screens for rubella, beri beri, the mumps and polio
 
Fish said:
Makes me madder than fuck that people call it the jab.

A lot of people took a chance on being hung in the late 1700's so we wouldn't have to talk exactly like the useless British.
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the fuck are you going on about here?

and it is actually Scottish
The word jab was first used in 1825, to mean "to thrust with a point." The term is a Scottish variant of the word job, which means "to strike, pierce, thrust."

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Jab - Wikipedia

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ThePeoplesChicken said:
Apparently your immune system is compromised. You should also get some screens for rubella, beri beri, the mumps and polio
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maybe the will throw in small pox and Spanish Flu for free
 
RobBase (c) said:
I didn’t believe in them either but unfortunately they exist and sometimes that’s how it starts.
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can you imagine living in fear of such things?
 
ill said:
the fuck are you going on about here?

and it is actually Scottish
The word jab was first used in 1825, to mean "to thrust with a point." The term is a Scottish variant of the word job, which means "to strike, pierce, thrust."

en.wikipedia.org

Jab - Wikipedia

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Fuck them too.

Wherever you came from, definitely fuck that.

The horses all of them rode in on, fuck them too.
 
Fish said:
Fuck them too.

Wherever you came from, definitely fuck that.

The horses all of them rode in on, fuck them too.
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Haha
That expression has always amused me. Would love to know the origin of that one
Someone was sooo pissed they wanted to curse you and your horse?

The horse would be like "what the fuck dude?"
 
RobBase (c) said:
I didn’t believe in them either but unfortunately they exist and sometimes that’s how it starts.
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People can identify as animals or nothing so I guess this plays
 
Bender said:
I hadn't thought of that 5 and up aspect. Parents asked me to get boosted before Thanksgiving. Figured I'd do it after Tuesday this week.
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I wish I had such a ready made softball excuse to get out of going anywhere for thanksgiving.
 
ThePeoplesChicken said:
Haha
That expression has always amused me. Would love to know the origin of that one
Someone was sooo pissed they wanted to curse you and your horse?

The horse would be like "what the fuck dude?"
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I heard an old guy take it a step further years ago when he told someone

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on sidesaddle.
 
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