Thursday, one week before turkey

[PeoplesChicken]

How’s your blowjob game?

Didn't you just get 3 promotions last month?

 

[williewilliejuan]

Didn't you just get a promotion?

New job altogether, but the same principles apply.

 

[occupant]

Buying a 100 year old house.

Gonna be a fun project.

 

[occupant]

How’s your blowjob game?

Mine is nonexistent... haven’t had one in years.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Buying a 100 year old house.

Gonna be a fun project.

I hope you die in a fire in that house

 

[occupant]

I hope you die in a fire in that house

It’s good to have goals.

 

[Guy Incognito]

so, do you have the deciding vote when the team moms are tied on what snack to bring?

I think that's supposed to be up to the commissioner of each level.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

morning all

No new mice kills, caught a total of 4 but nothing in few days. Hopefully got them all, but I'll leave the traps out for bit. Even moved one that was never triggered to new spot

or maybe mouse saw their friends try to get some peanut butter and never return and wise up

No need to move them, or space them out. If you find where they're coming in, you can set a dozen traps right next to each other and if they keep coming in, you'll have twelve dead mice right in a row.

They're stupid fucks. Also, they're nearly blind. That's why they dribble piss everywhere they walk - so they can smell their tracks.

 

[Guy Incognito]

I hope you die in a fire in that house

I mean, depending on how much work the electrical system needs...

 

[Guy Incognito]

you can develop talent, time for you to get another promotion.

 

[Bender]

I think that's supposed to be up to the commissioner of each level.

do you at least get to throw out a ceremonial first pitch or ride in one of the shriners cars during a parade?

 

[PnkPanther]

No need to move them, or space them out. If you find where they're coming in, you can set a dozen traps right next to each other and if they keep coming in, you'll have twelve dead mice right in a row.

They're stupid fucks. Also, they're nearly blind. That's why they dribble piss everywhere they walk - so they can smell their tracks.

i still haven't figured out where they come in, but yeah, whenever I catch one, I just put a trap right back to spot I caught it. I have one that has never caught anyone, so I moved it by the successful ones. So it was a new spot for the trap, but not new for the spot to have traps. Just now has 3 instead of 2 in the area

I also put 2 back in the utility one where I have caught mice prior, but they haven't tripped

and I was kidding on them figuring it out

 

[PeoplesChicken]

No need to move them, or space them out. If you find where they're coming in, you can set a dozen traps right next to each other and if they keep coming in, you'll have twelve dead mice right in a row.

They're stupid fucks. Also, they're nearly blind. That's why they dribble piss everywhere they walk - so they can smell their tracks.

Is anyone else just a tad curious as to how Slinky is so knowledgeable about the digestive habits of mice?

Also NB4 @ill flies in and says "No, no this is why mice piss"

 

[Bender]

Is anyone else just a tad curious as to how Slinky is so knowledgeable about the digestive habits of mice?

Also NB4 @ill flies in and says "No, no this is why mice piss"

are you saying he's an animagus or that he had a run in with some witches having a convention at a hotel when he was a kid?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

are you saying he's an animagus or that he had a run in with some witches having a convention at a hotel when he was a kid?

um yes, potato indeed

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Is anyone else just a tad curious as to how Slinky is so knowledgeable about the digestive habits of mice?

Also NB4 @ill flies in and says "No, no this is why mice piss"

I'm relatively knowledgeable about mice because I waged war on group of them years ago. Know your enemy, and all that.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I'm relatively knowledgeable about mice because I waged war on group of them years ago. Know your enemy, and all that.

so my take away from this is that if @redseat wants to finally vanquish the lesbians next door he needs to understand their urinary tracts? I like it

 

[williewilliejuan]

I'm relatively knowledgeable about mice because I waged war on group of them years ago. Know your enemy, and all that.

Can mice be substituted for gerbils if you determine you need one after hours and the pet stores are all closed? Asking for a friend. I’ll hang up and wait for the answer. Thanks.

 

[RubinRock]

tHoop is considered social media, right?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Can mice be substituted for gerbils if you determine you need one after hours and the pet stores are all closed? Asking for a friend. I’ll hang up and wait for the answer. Thanks.

I am pretty sure you can visit Slinky's YouTube channel. There are literally hundreds of mice videos on there. NSFW