Tis Tik Tok Friday

Made sure to eyefuck the coastal Carolina football team when they were at Universal on Wednesday. In case one of them makes the nfl I want to say I have a friend in the league.
 
I received an email from the superintendent about tik tok but didn't read it.

Fuck apps.
There have been 12 school shooting threats here since the beginning of November all thanks to tiktok. Kids are devolving as a species.
 
I received an email from the superintendent about tik tok but didn't read it.

Fuck apps.
I think the majority of schools in our area are sending out messages like this. 3 boys were arrested near me a couple of days ago for posting threats. I love when their excuse is "What? I was just joking!"
 
my shit don't stink
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There have been 12 school shooting threats here since the beginning of November all thanks to tiktok. Kids are devolving as a species.
Unfortunately this happens all the time. One actual shooting (which is bad enough) then there is the inevitable chain reaction of copy-cat threats
 
I think the majority of schools in our area are sending out messages like this. 3 boys were arrested near me a couple of days ago for posting threats

Good. Throw those bastards in juvy for a year minimum
 
Made sure to eyefuck the coastal Carolina football team when they were at Universal on Wednesday. In case one of them makes the nfl I want to say I have a friend in the league.
Is this a regular thing with you?
 
Orlando is the car rental capital of the world bby

I rented from Budget in Orlando last year.. I saw the tire light on when I picked it up...it was only for a few days and the tire looked fine...

next to the last day - the thing was pretty low, so i figured i just stop by discount tire and get it filled. they wont fill it because of a damn nail in the non fixable part of the tire. I called budget and they happily sent out a uber and a tow truck and I got a new car..




a month later - here comes a $300 bill for "roadside assistance"


it took like 4 -5 calls to get them to reverse the charge for that one.
 
The same reason anyone tells anyone about how many friends they have online

women are nuts... i have like 98 friends on facebook and 95 of those are from my wife. i looked at her profile and she has like 2,600 friends or something.....
 
I rented from Budget in Orlando last year.. I saw the tire light on when I picked it up...it was only for a few days and the tire looked fine...

next to the last day - the thing was pretty low, so i figured i just stop by discount tire and get it filled. they wont fill it because of a damn nail in the non fixable part of the tire. I called budget and they happily sent out a uber and a tow truck and I got a new car..




a month later - here comes a $300 bill for "roadside assistance"


it took like 4 -5 calls to get them to reverse the charge for that one.
I always buy the optional insurance when booking third party. No way I’m dealing with that shit
 
In some cases they can be charged with a felony

As they should be. It's no different than phoning a bomb threat in. In some sense it's even worse because of the reach social media has
 
I mean, I booked through Priceline and picked a…mid? Tier? Place?

Got set up with a Nissan Versa with 55k miles that reeked of pot and the brakes would vibrate if you attempted to tap them at anything higher than 25 mph.

Then on returning it, some stoner dude approached my car and just says “you’ll get your deposit back in 2-3 days” upon which we then see two other stoner dudes jump in and rip it through the parking lot at about 55 mph with a parking lot full of people walking around to get to the car wash.

Get the invoice a couple hours later saying I dropped the car off 3 hours after I did, so they charged me an extra days worth of fees ($33 so wtfever).

Got most of my deposit back dis morning doe?
Priceline and Expedia is for poors.

If there's any conflict between someone who booked through one of these, and someone who booked directly with the service provider, the Priceline shmuck is getting fucked every time.
 
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