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Dole ver 2.0 said:
How long was the deer dead on the road before you picked it up?
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Got a 1/3 of the meat from my boys.

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Gun season opens this weekend in Wisconsin

Happy hunting and stay safe fellow hunters. This will be only the 2nd time in 44 years that I will not be in the woods for the opener and Thanksgiving weekend due to Covid issues. To make matters worse, this is the first year my 10 yr old grandson will be hunting and I won't be there with him...
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huskers1217 said:
FUCK @moxie !!!!

Work is threatening to kill my access to everything if I don't get these fucking harassment videos watched...

hello to my afternoon.......
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God.
Damn.
YOU!!
I have 4 to do (that I know of... probably eleventy more when I go into the tool). I was going to spend the day cleaning now I have to think about this booshit?! I guess I can passively watch them sometime this weekend. Unless I get locked out of the system since I keep getting the warning about changing my password.

I may have also missed the cut off for my last expense report... $600 down the shitter :tsk:
Which reminds me... I better check the HSA cut offs. I think there's another $1k for me to collect there.

FUCK! Why am I the way I am?! :gaah:
 
Hu War Yu said:
True story: we got a couple of them frawgs about a dozen years ago. First two died pert-quick, second set, one died, but the other one is STILL ALIVE. We gave it to another family with younger kids and that thing is still kickin', unbelievably
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We got three. Two seem fine and one died within a week. Honestly, I think it’s been dead for a day or two now but they kept insisting that “they saw it move”
 
huskers1217 said:
www.news.com.au

Man faces death over huge jelly biceps

A Russian man dubbed “Popeye” has been warned he faces death unless he has lumps of hardened petroleum jelly from his bulging fake biceps removed.
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That looks natural
 
Hu War Yu said:
Pfft..I know where to get those locally, I got Eye-talian bakeries both up the wazoo, AND out the ying-yang

Put yourself in my shoes: you call up the medford pears homies to order some christmas pears, and they tell you, "We're all out, order some apples instead"
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It wasn't that I didn't understand your frustration,
I absolutely did.

It's just so rare I see mention of petit fours, and I really do love them, in part because they are so good, and in part because petit fours are a Cali family holiday tradition.
 
I hate this booshit!!

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:gaah: today is the 10th business day, the day they said my shit would be delivered and it's probably still sitting in some random pile of crap in a warehouse somewhere.
 
moxie said:
I hate this booshit!!


:gaah: today is the 10th business day, the day they said my shit would be delivered and it's probably still sitting in some random pile of crap in a warehouse somewhere.
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Was it from Amazon? If so, maybe it was being shipped from that Amazon warehouse in Illinois that got blown apart from the humongous tornado last week... :noidea:

OR... what has has happened to me in the past. evidently they create the shipping label first and then go to get that item and then find there is NO MORE left, so the order "hangs" until they get more in. I've seen that happen a lot.

SUX, I know... Good Luck! :nod:
 
packerzrule said:
Yep. My mom gave us one years ago. I can make better rice without it.
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I kept fucking the rice up and finally broke down and got one finally. The rice comes out perfect for me, everytime. And I don't have to watch it like a hawk so it doesn't freakin' burn! :noidea:
 
CorpRebel said:
Was it from Amazon? If so, maybe it was being shipped from that Amazon warehouse in Illinois that got blown apart from the humongous tornado last week... :noidea:

OR... what has has happened to me in the past. evidently they create the shipping label first and then go to get that item and then find there is NO MORE left, so the order "hangs" until they get more in. I've seen that happen a lot.

SUX, I know... Good Luck! :nod:
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Nah, not amazon. Stupid sheex. I'm betting they just sandbag a shit ton of orders by inputting the label info then overwhelm the post office just to be assholes instead of shipping out daily.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
It wasn't that I didn't understand your frustration,
I absolutely did.

It's just so rare I see mention of petit fours, and I really do love them, in part because they are so good, and in part because petit fours are a Cali family holiday tradition.
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Sounds boojie

You boojie?
 
packerzrule said:
Yep. My mom gave us one years ago. I can make better rice without it.
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I gotta call bullshit. My wife is Asian. Not surprisingly, her whole family is Asian. At least half of our friends are Asians. ALL of them use rice cookers. If every Asian I know uses one, then that’s gotta be the way to make rice.
 
Fifteen people were arrested as part of a catalytic converter theft ring. They recovered over 1,500 of them from recycling centers that knowing bought the stolen goods plus cash & some illegal guns.


I think all but 1 were released the next day because of our bail "reforms". What a fucking joke :laugh:
 
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