Thursdays with Festivus Miracles

Guy Incognito said:
Did Bob marry a South African?
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No but my sources are on top of this now.

He was abducted by aliens and replaced with a duplicate.

They gave him this Covert Operation Viral Individual Duplication version 19 shot.

Then they left this cryptic message:

ALL YOUR ROBBASE ARE BELONG TO US
 
Guy Incognito said:
@RobBase (c) is back, the Eagles are at .500, the Lions might win two games in a row...

George Costanza Seinfeld GIF
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Ya know I’m really torn. The MN W was shocking. The AZ win really gives me faith that we finally got the right GM/HC. Very excited for the future but I really want Hutchinson badly. If we win anymore games that won’t happen.

And as much as I don’t really want them to take a QB this year, I wouldn’t be upset with Kenny Pickett. I think he goes top 3. Prob Houston. So I’m torn because they look capable of beating almost anyone on any given week, but I want a low draft pick. We could have had Chase Young and instead ended up w Okuda due to winning a late meaningless game.
 
RobBase (c) said:
Ya know I’m really torn. The MN W was shocking. The AZ win really gives me faith that we finally got the right GM/HC. Very excited for the future but I really want Hutchinson badly. If we win anymore games that won’t happen.

And as much as I don’t really want them to take a QB this year, I wouldn’t be upset with Kenny Pickett. I think he goes top 3. Prob Houston. So I’m torn because they look capable of beating almost anyone on any given week, but I want a low draft pick. We could have had Chase Young and instead ended up w Okuda due to winning a late meaningless game.
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How you feeling dickhead?
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Speaking of which, there are three used condoms in the parking lot of my office building this morning.

Fuckin biohazard over here.
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Only three? That's an improvement.
 
Texans? Never Heard of Them said:
Funny thing is:

I was in my 40s before I found out he was saying Montreux and not Montrose.
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Yes, I think that was a very common mistake. Probably wasn't until something like You Tube came out that the masses could find the lyrics. I haven't looked at that album in a few decades, but I don't remember there being any lyrics to the songs.
 
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