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So I had some people over for dinner last night with plenty of food: 7 lb. Top loin NY roast, 2 large sockeye salmon filets, grilled chicken, roast small potatoes, stir fried Gailan (Chinese broccoli), butter sauteed asparagus, garden salad, steamed Jasmine rice, peach pie, ice cream, rum, egg nog, vodka, white wine, red wine, beer, and other drinks.

So Dole son #2 comes by today and asks "What's for Christmas Dinner?" I respond, "Leftovers." He then says, "Christmas dinner and we're having leftovers???!! LEFTOVERS???!!!" I said, "Yes. I got a ton of food and you're not 10 fucking years old. You want something different get it and cook it yourself. By the way, Merry Christmas!"

He left in a huff, but not before he drank 4 of my last 6 Heinekens.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
So I had some people over for dinner last night with plenty of food: 7 lb. Top loin NY roast, 2 large sockeye salmon filets, grilled chicken, roast small potatoes, stir fried Gailan (Chinese broccoli), butter sauteed asparagus, garden salad, steamed Jasmine rice, peach pie, ice cream, rum, egg nog, vodka, white wine, red wine, beer, and other drinks.

So Dole son #2 comes by today and asks "What's for Christmas Dinner?" I respond, "Leftovers." He then says, "Christmas dinner and we're having leftovers???!! LEFTOVERS???!!!" I said, "Yes. I got a ton of food and you're not 10 fucking years old. You want something different get it and cook it yourself. By the way, Merry Christmas!"

He left in a huff, but not before he drank 4 of my last 6 Heinekens.
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He‘s welcome to come to the wwj household, but it‘s leftovers here as well.
 
HammerDown said:
“I’m glad he’s friendly! Now, would you mind putting him on a leash? Thank you!”
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A few years ago, I went to lunch with my sister and her family. We were seated on the patio at some restaurant on the west side of LA. Some woman had her dog there off its leash just roaming around the restaurant. My oldest nephew was probably five at the time and was very afraid of dogs. At the time, he was also going through chemotherapy for leukemia.

So, we asked the lady nicely to leash her dog because my nephew was afraid of dogs. The woman got indignant and basically accused my sister of being a bad mom because she hadn’t taught her son not to fear dogs.

My sister isn’t much of a shrinking violet on her best day, and this wasn’t her best day. She laid into this woman HARD. Basically told her that she was more interested in fighting to keep her son alive than worrying about his fear of dogs so how about you pretty please put your fucking dog on a leash before I beat you to fucking death out here on the patio. The woman took her dog and left the restaurant.

Post script. Nephew is now 14, cancer free and not afraid of dogs any more.
 
williewilliejuan said:
A few years ago, I went to lunch with my sister and her family. We were seated on the patio at some restaurant on the west side of LA. Some woman had her dog there off its leash just roaming around the restaurant. My oldest nephew was probably five at the time and was very afraid of dogs. At the time, he was also going through chemotherapy for leukemia.

So, we asked the lady nicely to leash her dog because my nephew was afraid of dogs. The woman got indignant and basically accused my sister of being a bad mom because she hadn’t taught her son not to fear dogs.

My sister isn’t much of a shrinking violet on her best day, and this wasn’t her best day. She laid into this woman HARD. Basically told her that she was more interested in fighting to keep her son alive than worrying about his fear of dogs so how about you pretty please put your fucking dog on a leash before I beat you to fucking death out here on the patio. The woman took her dog and left the restaurant.

Post script. Nephew is now 14, cancer free and not afraid of dogs any more.
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You can't walk into an eating establishment in West LA without seeing at least one dog and you'd damn well better like it.

I don't like it.

"We're eating. Please get your dog away from us while we're eating. You'll be just fine with that damned dog outside of this restaurant."

It's an animal. Period.
 
HammerDown said:
You can't walk into an eating establishment in West LA without seeing at least one dog and you'd damn well better like it.

I don't like it.

"We're eating. Please get your dog away from us while we're eating. You'll be just fine with that damned dog outside of this restaurant."

It's an animal. Period.
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pull out a knife and say "Oh it is a Kill and Grill" While staring intently at the owners in the eyes ;)
 
williewilliejuan said:
All of these people need to get the fuck out of my house. I literally just pissed in the backyard because all of the bathrooms were occupied.
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So fucking happy that we’re getting a foot of fucking snow. Built in excuse to leave a day earlier than planned. Already home.

may tim tebow GIF
 
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