tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

[Mofo]

The Cuisinart Digital Airfryer Toaster Oven is $40 off at Costco as of 9-30-2020, according to the Costco mailer.

Price is good through 10-25-2020.

But will it cook my chocolate salty balls?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

FUUUUUUUUUUCK!! It's trying to worm into my brain!! HALP!!!

Manson did it better... just sayin

 

[BigRedMoe]

Why would I need a 2500 lumens LED flashlight that uses 12 AA batteries?

I dunno. Gotta have it.

Blind your neighbors Griswold style? How much is it?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Are you cross-Hoop doggin' Albino Solo Cup?

Lil bit

I thought he was enjoying it for a while, but then it looks like he lujjit got angry, so I stopped playing

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Hell yea! Beserker! Come on man, beserker.

 

[Hu War Yu]

But will it cook my chocolate salty balls?

Could go for some Schwetty Balls right about now

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Here you go Edisto. They're just lazy and late.

I found something else to keep me busy since everyone was slacking.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

oh, man... I really want to click that, but I'm afraid it's one of the songs that I hate more than anything. Is it THAT song, you dirty mawfk??

Trying to force Do You Like Pina Coladas to run through my head, just in case it is!!

What? How do you not know Mungo Jerry’s In the Summertime?

 

[Tin Man]

Nice brace of stripers, @Edisto_Tiger

 

[BigRedMoe]

I found something else to keep me busy since everyone was slacking.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Nice brace of stripers, @Edisto_Tiger

Thankin you! That was a fun trip. I think we caight over 40 that weekend.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

That doesn’t take that long.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

admit it..... "he's" your alt...

I don't think I could even pretend to be disturbed like that.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

@Win TWINS!!! is always showing off his tactile skills.

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you sure do think about this a lot.

You want me to send you some of my spunk?

 

[Hu War Yu]

you sure do think about this a lot.

You want me to send you some of my spunk?

Are y'all another Hoopnation power couple, like AG/Handi, or Mofo/Craig?

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

LOL...I got this guy all worked up over on Euro-hoop. He's foaming at the mouth and going all off on weird tangents. Probably going to melt down soon:

https://sportshoop.la/threads/dont-do-drugs.312406/page-4

Spoiler

Fuck! I should neg you for linking that pf bullshit. I was expecting some sort of old hoop vs new hoop drama and instead I got shit all over my new shoes. Sumbitch!

 

[BigRedMoe]

you sure do think about this a lot.

You want me to send you some of my spunk?

And probably an accompanying video for "authentication".

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Are y'all another Hoopnation power couple, like AG/Handi, or Mofo/Craig?

I believe that @Dole ver 2.0 would like for that to be.

 

[Mofo]

Are y'all another Hoopnation power couple, like AG/Handi, or Mofo/Craig?

It's not a for realsies (b)romance, until one party starts seeking restraining orders- in the form of whiny pleas & threats to admins, of course.

Perpetually making fun of someone because he likes his thighs with extra cellulose or because his jizz is an unholy greenish color, doesn't quite rise to the occasion.

 

[Dolemite censored]

you sure do think about this a lot.

You want me to send you some of my spunk?

No. You just keep socking it away.