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Boooo! Now they want me to write my bio for dissemination to the company?! 🤮 I'll send them a picture of the pup and be done with it :D
 
Tell her it's because she looks like this.






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Hmmmm.... still wood.
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BUY THE OTHER SITE AND SHUT IT DOWN
I'm going to start SportsHooplaPlantation and spam both sites for new members. My mauds will be the milkshake (only when he's drunk in his boat), steelerssb (historian) and dullomite (because wtf).

The super duper maud will be Hu.

So basically, it will be just me and Hu all the time.

Just like I've been planning since 2013 :evil:
 
Funny 'cause it's true.

I need to talk to a financial advisor. Know of any good ones?
I know an exceptional one, but he only works with people that are willing to listen. He's already got some Apple and Amazon employees, though....
 
I'm going to start SportsHooplaPlantation and spam both sites for new members. My mauds will be the milkshake (only when he's drunk in his boat), steelerssb (historian) and dullomite (because wtf).

The super duper maud will be Hu.

So basically, it will be just me and Hu all the time.

Just like I've been planning since 2013 :evil:
Sounds retarded AF. I'll take my talents to Zig's.
 
Boooo! Now they want me to write my bio for dissemination to the company?! 🤮 I'll send them a picture of the pup and be done with it :D
:heh:


It's gonna be disseminated to the world, toots.... :p
 
well. got my offer letter.


I was getting nervous and though they were gonna lowball me with a 5% increase and a few weeks ago, I had all the piss & vinegar in me to push back for 10.


They gave me 15. So let's celebrate!!

Celebrate Here Here GIF by CHANDON CALIFORNIA




Until I realize the tax implications :facepalm:


Nicely done! I get an automatic 3% raise every year; this year, because of covid, we all got 10%. I still HATE the general public just as much, though.
 
Yes makes me feel sexy. You should see what I wear when I belly up to the industrial machine and do boat cushions! Hawt!
No spank you.... your wife on the other hand..... :eyebrows:
 
IKR?!?!?

Either he knew what pages I was clicking on, and saw my querry for his name in thread titles (because I wanted to call him out for deleting a MONTH's old comment), or he saw me post here.

Both are plausible as to how he knew to lock it down.... sad, though.
There's a treasure trove of these




 
Boooo! Now they want me to write my bio for dissemination to the company?! 🤮 I'll send them a picture of the pup and be done with it :D
You gonna share all the juicy bio details with us?
 
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