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The kids a couple houses down didn't think it was a good idea to test their sump pump after it rained for about 3 weeks straight I guess.

Bunch of trash bags and drywall in their front lawn RN...
lmfao
 
RIP Riley. Let her out while I took my evening shower, come back outside sound her dead in the road, hit by a car. Don't think she suffered. I'm gonna miss her. Thought I had her trained enough to stay out of the road, but she was just a puppy and if a squirrel crossed the road, she probably chased after it.

Don't think I'm gonna get a replacement for a while. She was my baby. The Beagle is gonna be a sad sack for a while too.
 
RIP Riley. Let her out while I took my evening shower, come back outside sound her dead in the road, hit by a car. Don't think she suffered. I'm gonna miss her. Thought I had her trained enough to stay out of the road, but she was just a puppy and if a squirrel crossed the road, she probably chased after it.

Don't think I'm gonna get a replacement for a while. She was my baby. The Beagle is gonna be a sad sack for a while too.
Awe man...
 
RIP Riley. Let her out while I took my evening shower, come back outside sound her dead in the road, hit by a car. Don't think she suffered. I'm gonna miss her. Thought I had her trained enough to stay out of the road, but she was just a puppy and if a squirrel crossed the road, she probably chased after it.

Don't think I'm gonna get a replacement for a while. She was my baby. The Beagle is gonna be a sad sack for a while too.
Well that sucks. Sorry to hear dude.
 
RIP Riley. Let her out while I took my evening shower, come back outside sound her dead in the road, hit by a car. Don't think she suffered. I'm gonna miss her. Thought I had her trained enough to stay out of the road, but she was just a puppy and if a squirrel crossed the road, she probably chased after it.

Don't think I'm gonna get a replacement for a while. She was my baby. The Beagle is gonna be a sad sack for a while too.
Well goddamnitsomuch. Sorry bruv
 
RIP Riley. Let her out while I took my evening shower, come back outside sound her dead in the road, hit by a car. Don't think she suffered. I'm gonna miss her. Thought I had her trained enough to stay out of the road, but she was just a puppy and if a squirrel crossed the road, she probably chased after it.

Don't think I'm gonna get a replacement for a while. She was my baby. The Beagle is gonna be a sad sack for a while too.
Durn, Bro... This might sound harsh but it looks like this pup had a death wish
 
Durn, Bro... This might sound harsh but it looks like this pup had a death wish
Her breed is to hunt. I'm partially to blame too, I mean I'm not gonna beat myself up, but I've always trained and expected my dogs to stay out of the road, but she's a far more active breed than any I've had before and I probably started letting her loose unsupervised at times too soon. She was only like 6 months old, I guess the instincts to hunt were too strong that young. If I weren't worried about somebody stealing him, I could let my beagle run loose all day long and he wouldn't leave the yard without me leading him, and that's the way all the dogs I had growing up were too.
 
RIP Riley. Let her out while I took my evening shower, come back outside sound her dead in the road, hit by a car. Don't think she suffered. I'm gonna miss her. Thought I had her trained enough to stay out of the road, but she was just a puppy and if a squirrel crossed the road, she probably chased after it.

Don't think I'm gonna get a replacement for a while. She was my baby. The Beagle is gonna be a sad sack for a while too.

Some tough times for you recently.
 
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As summer approaches and more people are heading to the beaches for some summer fun, and maybe some beachcombing. Well, just a little warning if you plan on going to the beach this summer, beware of the creepy dolls washing up ashore.

According to the University of Texas Marine Institute, they find about a couple of creepy dolls every month washing up ashore all the time, but apparently, this last one that washed up was a little bit more on the creepy side. This specific doll was found covered in sand with a goose-neck barnacle living in the eye.

As of right now, there haven't been any reports that they could be dangerous, but you can never be too careful. So, the next time you plan on going to the beach, watch out for the creepy dolls.

What the hell? Sounds like a script for a new Chucky movie.
 
RIP Riley. Let her out while I took my evening shower, come back outside sound her dead in the road, hit by a car. Don't think she suffered. I'm gonna miss her. Thought I had her trained enough to stay out of the road, but she was just a puppy and if a squirrel crossed the road, she probably chased after it.

Don't think I'm gonna get a replacement for a while. She was my baby. The Beagle is gonna be a sad sack for a while too.

Sorry to hear that.

Been a bad year for losing pets and barely a third done.
 
This report just in on local TV news. A burglar - a convicted felon with a gun - running from police accidently shot himself in the head.

Survived, sent to the hospital.
 
RIP Riley. Let her out while I took my evening shower, come back outside sound her dead in the road, hit by a car. Don't think she suffered. I'm gonna miss her. Thought I had her trained enough to stay out of the road, but she was just a puppy and if a squirrel crossed the road, she probably chased after it.

Don't think I'm gonna get a replacement for a while. She was my baby. The Beagle is gonna be a sad sack for a while too.
Damn sorry man.
 
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As summer approaches and more people are heading to the beaches for some summer fun, and maybe some beachcombing. Well, just a little warning if you plan on going to the beach this summer, beware of the creepy dolls washing up ashore.

According to the University of Texas Marine Institute, they find about a couple of creepy dolls every month washing up ashore all the time, but apparently, this last one that washed up was a little bit more on the creepy side. This specific doll was found covered in sand with a goose-neck barnacle living in the eye.

As of right now, there haven't been any reports that they could be dangerous, but you can never be too careful. So, the next time you plan on going to the beach, watch out for the creepy dolls.

What the hell? Sounds like a script for a new Chucky movie.

Just about to post this
 
RIP Riley. Let her out while I took my evening shower, come back outside sound her dead in the road, hit by a car. Don't think she suffered. I'm gonna miss her. Thought I had her trained enough to stay out of the road, but she was just a puppy and if a squirrel crossed the road, she probably chased after it.

Don't think I'm gonna get a replacement for a while. She was my baby. The Beagle is gonna be a sad sack for a while too.
Well. That sucks. A lot.
:hug:
 
Ima leash Nazi.

I don't trust my tard fer shit. She's wicked smart and would probably return with stolen weed and a ham, but still.

She's a fuggin lap dog tho, and honestly, I have no real desire for a bigger dog yet. I don't have the land for it yet and pets I can't eat are generally overrated.

For now, I basically want a cat without the cuntiness and shedding.


Get ya another dog, @Illustrious Potentate. Spend ya the money, and put in a small perimeter electric fence, and shock that cunt for a few months...she'll never pass it again.

Oh, and get female dogs. Males are annoying af.
 
Ima leash Nazi.

I don't trust my tard fer shit. She's wicked smart and would probably return with stolen weed and a ham, but still.

She's a fuggin lap dog tho, and honestly, I have no real desire for a bigger dog yet. I don't have the land for it yet and pets I can't eat are generally overrated.

For now, I basically want a cat without the cuntiness and shedding.


Get ya another dog, @Illustrious Potentate. Spend ya the money, and put in a small perimeter electric fence, and shock that cunt for a few months...she'll never pass it again.

Oh, and get female dogs. Males are annoying af.
i've been doing this thing where i let izzers walk around, leash-free because she listens better unleashed. She gets sassier on her leash. But this neighbor chick told me the other day that lil' boo was wandering around but i think she was lying. I never let that bitch out without me. anywho- this one would never go with strangers, so whatevs.
 
oh, but sometimes maxie forgets social norms and leaves all the doors & windows open, so maybe fuckerino was exploring without us. :noidea:
 
@huskers1217 i seriously fucking hate carly so much. she's an idiot. no chance that fat ass figured out what harmony was up to.
 
and how did georgie go from 16 months old to being a 12 year old? dis booshit, yo
 
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