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...have a great tomorrow.

I've been losing weight at an alarming clip lately....and I'm not doing anything to warrant it.

Butt naked I'm right at 210 now. Over 25 lbs are gone and I can't find them. Been eating stupid and late to gain some back and it ain't working. One of yall had made a comment about my ankle recently...hell, no more than 6 months ago...said it was a cankle :dhd: well, them fuckers are bony as hell now! You can even see the goddamn veins popping out on my feet! Getting some new aches and other maladies that are a bit worrisome.

I don't believe in doctors and modern medicine any longer. Not that I don't think they are decent at what they do, but I can't rationalize myself or my family going into great financial peril because I got sick again. Nah. I'll take care of any issue that should arise, should my health seem to have a very determinate and prompt expiration date. Details have been communicated concerning my EOL care. My shell will become fodder for the scientific and/or criminal studies (cadaver farm) community. I don't have many close relationships outside of my immediate family so my passing won't even make a ripple in this reality.

I'm gonna leave my wife specific instructions regarding a few things. One of those things is to login to my account here and tell all you miscreants to go fuck yourselves. So when you see it, you can dance a jig or roll your eyes or some shit. Only a couple of folks here know my IRL deets so they'll know beforehand.

Just take some advice for once from random dumbass on the internet:
1. Have more fun here. If "fun" means hurling lame insults and giggling to yourself, disregard #1 and proceed directly to #2.
2. Get out of your house more and make contact with unknown human beings via peaceful communication.
3. Get out of your house more and exercise. It helps me more with my mental health I think?
4. Stop watching television. Really.
5. Love more.
6. Hate less.
7. Accept the blowjob from the skinny model with fuscia hair on your way to pick up the ecstasy in Dallas.
8. Try something new every week...book, food, exercise, drink, music, sex, you name it.
9. Quit judging.
10. Shut up and listen.

That's it. That's all there is. Just remember as far as we know you only get one pass through this reality, and if that is indeed true then shouldn't that work on you a little bit when you see the misfortune of others? If we all only get one pass, shouldn't we all help each other to have as awesome a pass as possible? You never know. That one negative statement or abusive label could possibly be the last thing the other person(s) hears. That one act of violence could be all the other has ever known. That one hand up/hand out/hand around could be the best thing that ever happened to that other person.

Anywho its late and I just wanted to say thanks now to everyone for entertaining me and paying attention to me just in case shit gets real really quick. I'm not planning on leaving anytime soon? (❤️ K.S.)
 
...have a great tomorrow.
Hey man...stop by the MF if/when you can to throw down some more good tunes.

Hope everything works out for the best.
It will if you want it to.
Make it happen.

TIA.


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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Ooh-ooh, ooh-woh

Won't you come see about me?
I'll be alone, dancing, you know it, baby...
 
Sounds like an overreaction. Probably just an ingrown hair.
 
Is this like that time you said you were NEVER leaving, then came back all bassackwards & shet? Either way - your VCASH!! I called it!!


Srsly though - take care of yourself, man. At least get some crystals and a dream catcher. Dang.
 
I shall fly an OU flag from my flag tree in your honor.
 
You been through it before?
Yeah. It sucks. I had B-cell Lymphoma in and outside of my T-12 vertebrae which has been fractured since. I had to undergo some aggressive chemo and rad therapies. Luckily I was young and fit enough to endure it, but the “medicine” in that chemo probably hurt me as much as it helped. C.H.O.P. And Vinchristine...nasty stuff!
 
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