And then there is THIS guy that got swallowed by a whale while kayaking

Saw that in another thread.

Goddamn, that has to be some of the craziest shit ever captured on film.
 
Was his name Jonah?
 
The ocean skurrs meh

This is why I have an Xbox and zero stories of dying in a cave somewhere or being eaten by an animal and never will.
 
This is why I have an Xbox and zero stories of dying in a cave somewhere or being eaten by an animal and never will.
I do plenty of stuff that most would consider kinda dangerous, but the ocean is not my forte. Never lived near it, never spent a lot of time in it. It's just too big and got too much crazy shit in it, that you can't even see. Even being around it makes me instinctively look for high ground.

I'll cunt punt a black bear like the big dumb dog that it is, but you ain't doing shit against no fucking blue whale er what have ya.
 
In some cities you can get swallowed by a whale for $50.
 
Now all that guy's friends will forever ask him, "Hey what's eating you today?"
 
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