Anyone ever ordered a Pizza?

Buy American, dammit.
Portent Papa John GIF by Jason Clarke
 
Since Biden has become President my life is just getting better and better. We now have the option of calling a pizza place and they can drive it right out to you....

This is just the beginning of great things to come!

What's pizza? Never heard of it
 
Call UberEats.
My cheap:lazy ratio is about 10:1. I'd rather make it myself or pick it up on the way than pay more to have someone deliver it to me.

Additionally, I view food as a human fuel. I'm not going to buy 91 at double the cost when I'll run just fine on 87.

I drive my wife batty when I enter a store with her, because I complain about prices non-stop. "Three dollars and fifty cents for a bottle of ketchup!?! That's a tomato, some vinegar and salt... ...for three dollars and fifty cents!?! Fuck that!". ...Needless to say, she has no problem going to the grocery store without me.
 
My cheap:lazy ratio is about 10:1. I'd rather make it myself or pick it up on the way than pay more to have someone deliver it to me.

Additionally, I view food as a human fuel. I'm not going to buy 91 at double the cost when I'll run just fine on 87.

I drive my wife batty when I enter a store with her, because I complain about prices non-stop. "Three dollars and fifty cents for a bottle of ketchup!?! That's a tomato, some vinegar and salt... ...for three dollars and fifty cents!?! Fuck that!". ...Needless to say, she has no problem going to the grocery store without me.

Great strategy
 
Today's order took 75 minutes to get delivered when they told me 35-45. Fuckers.
That’s why I don’t use that service. My wife doesn’t mind waiting. I’ll go get it myself because I am more impatient than I am lazy.
 
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