Are you a dirty stinkin drunk?

[JuiceTheGator]

I'm accumulating this tiny stock. ADIL. They're going to release their final study next month from a new drug that's supposed to help drunks quit drinking so damned much. So, a chatboard about it is full of tea sipping pussies preaching about booze.

I took the test - and it says I'm a drunk. I hardly even drink anymore!

Alcohol self-test

The AUDIT questionnaire is designed to help in the self-assessment of alcohol consumption and to identify any implications for the person's health and wellbeing. Test yourself here.

auditscreen.org

Does this mean I can sell the biz and get paid by my disability insurance...for my "disease?"

 

[williewilliejuan]

I’m medium risk. “Risky“ or “Hazardous”

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I’m medium risk. “Risky“ or “Hazardous”

On several other levels as well, I'd assume....like for crabs.

 

[williewilliejuan]

On several other levels as well, I'd assume....like for crabs.

Nope. I take a dip in kerosene every Sunday night.

 

[moxie]

I must not have understood the questions because it said I’m low risk.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I’m a drunk, but not dirty or stinky

 

[huskers1217]

I'm not a very fun person

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I must not have understood the questions because it said I’m low risk.

Said I was medium. Probably due to high tolerance.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Said I was medium. Probably due to high tolerance.

I was as well. I don’t drink that often, but when I do, I don’t fuck around. I think that’s what threw me into that bucket.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I was as well. I don’t drink that often, but when I do, I don’t fuck around. I think that’s what threw me into that bucket.

I was at the top end of the volume questions, but was “never” for all the effects questions

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I was 5, but I drink every day, at least 2, sometimes 3. Never more than 4 unless it's an occasion. And I always stop at dinner time. Happy hour only more or less. Never wake up hungover wanting more, never regret the day before, etc.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I never understood drinking fewer than 4. Friends have a beer here and there...and that just makes you tired. Either it's party time or forget it.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I never understood drinking few than 4. Friends have a beer here and there...and that just makes you tired. Either it's party time or forget it.

I can’t just have a few. I at least catch a good buzz every day

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I can’t just have a few. I at least catch a good buzz every day

I'm bringing this UF labeled vodka to the party tonight - at a guy's house who played baseball for UF. It was a gift and so I will regift it, and then probably drink gin instead.

 

[Inquisitor]

I must not have understood the questions because it said I’m low risk.

Maxie needs to take the test.

 

[Kburjr]

I was 5, but I drink every day, at least 2, sometimes 3. Never more than 4 unless it's an occasion. And I always stop at dinner time. Happy hour only more or less. Never wake up hungover wanting more, never regret the day before, etc.

If I have what I consider a hangover, I don't want any alcohol for 3,4 days.

 

[steelerssb]

I must not have understood the questions because it said I’m low risk.

Yeah same here. Would bet answering never on if alcohol screws with your day-to-day responsibilities/do you need a drink in the morning to get through the day skews it.

I'll remember that the next time it's Malort O'Clock

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I'm bringing this UF labeled vodka to the party tonight - at a guy's house who played baseball for UF. It was a gift and so I will regift it, and then probably drink gin instead.
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That might be the gayest thing I’ve ever heard

 

[Hank Kingsley]

If I have what I consider a hangover, I don't want any alcohol for 3,4 days.

Been there done that. That’s why I have an off switch.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I kind of dislike being stinking drunk. while I’m having my two or three drinks on a daily basis I’m also having my cake and every other thing I do as well.