Bambi the lateat classic to get a "modern day" woke remake

[RememberTheKoy]

Ita going to relate to kids more these days in the remake. What do they mean by that? Can't make a deer black if it will still be an animal so my guess is Bambi will be trans.

 

[moxie]

Ita going to relate to kids more these days in the remake. What do they mean by that? Can't make a deer black if it will still be an animal so my guess is Bambi will be trans.

Bambi has 2 moms and the one trying to nurse him has a wiener?

Better off telling the children what this story is *really* about, amirite @beardown07 ?

You are the one that told me what it’s really about, right?

 

[PackJason]

Woke woke wokity woke wokey woke woke wokity woke

 

[beardown07]

Bambi has 2 moms and the one trying to nurse him has a wiener?

Better off telling the children what this story is *really* about, amirite @beardown07 ?

You are the one that told me what it’s really about, right?

About Walt killing his Mom?

 

[huskers1217]

I've never seen Bambi.....

 

[tabascojet]

I've never seen Bambi Woods.....

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

A guy I play poker with is married to a woman named Bambi. Yes, that’s her real name, and yes, she’s a stripper.

 

[beardown07]

Bambi has 2 moms and the one trying to nurse him has a wiener?

Better off telling the children what this story is *really* about, amirite @beardown07 ?

You are the one that told me what it’s really about, right?

You want the Disney version or the real version?

 

[SU Nittany Tide]

A guy I play poker with is married to a woman named Bambi. Yes, that’s her real name, and yes, she’s a stripper.

She never had a choice.

 

[fordman84]

A guy I play poker with is married to a woman named Bambi. Yes, that’s her real name, and yes, she’s a stripper.

pics or it didn't happen

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I just assumed Bambi would be black

 

[fordman84]

Let's see, to make it relatable to todays kids I think it would mean:
- Bambi is addicted to electronic devices
- Bambi will have a tiktok account and do stupid dances/stunts where one of his friends dies (maybe that's how his mom dies now)
- He wears crocs
- Every time he counts he uses some stupid mnemonic or a crazy way to calculate math
- Flower will have a colored stripe instead of a white one

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Let's see, to make it relatable to todays kids I think it would mean:
- Bambi is addicted to electronic devices
- Bambi will have a tiktok account and do stupid dances/stunts where one of his friends dies (maybe that's how his mom dies now)
- He wears crocs
- Every time he counts he uses some stupid mnemonic or a crazy way to calculate math
- Flower will have a colored stripe instead of a white one

Don't forget Bambi will identify as a minotaur

 

[Wild Turkey]

Bambi has 2 moms and the one trying to nurse him has a wiener?

Better off telling the children what this story is *really* about, amirite @beardown07 ?

You are the one that told me what it’s really about, right?

We have to put Thumper in a wheelchair right?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

We have to put Thumper in a wheelchair right?

Dude, I am rolling right now

 

[Bender]

A guy I play poker with is married to a woman named Bambi. Yes, that’s her real name, and yes, she’s a stripper.

what's her stage name, Margaret?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

 

[PeoplesChicken]

 

[Mofo]

This will be the live action remake that Disney finally shelves, probably after the Snow White bomb.