Brownie fans... Are you guys serious with this shit?

Hell yeah man, the elf is awesome
 
Is there a stencil for Week 10 & beyond, where the elf has a bag on its head?
 
Should just put a big one of these: :poop:

There fans would probably respond better to that.
 
I'm just wondering how long it will take until someone claims the elf is racist. You know its coming.
 
I'd kind of like to be a Browns fan, but between the shitty color scheme, stupid fucking logos, super-expensive-pervert QB, and a long, distinguished history of sucking ass, it's nearly impossible.
 
I'm just wondering how long it will take until someone claims the elf is racist. You know its coming.
Whenever their starting quarteback is benched, they can all talk about the elf on the shelf.
 
I'd kind of like to be a Browns fan, but between the shitty color scheme, stupid fucking logos, super-expensive-pervert QB, and a long, distinguished history of sucking ass, it's nearly impossible.
Let's not forget the horrible Haslam ownership tenure
 
I'd kind of like to be a Browns fan, but between the shitty color scheme, stupid fucking logos, super-expensive-pervert QB, and a long, distinguished history of sucking ass, it's nearly impossible.

Let's not forget the horrible Haslam ownership tenure
But other than those minor details, they're great, right?
 
Their field looks like it wants to tell me to get a COVID vaccine.


:pop2:
 
I didn't watch this week, but went back to see what happened and how they lost. This was peak Browns.

Up by 7, they get the ball back inside Jets territory with 2:30 left in the game. They subsequently force the Jets to use all 3 timeouts and with a first & 10 at the Jets 12, Nick Chubb runs it in to give the Browns a 13 point lead. Chubb could have instead just taken a seat at the 1 and ended the game since the Jets had no timeouts left, but whatever. Cade York missed the extra point, so the lead remained 13 with under 2 min left and the Jets w/o a timeout. I think ESPN had the Browns with a 99.8% chance to win at this point.

Just like the Panthers game a week earlier, the defense collapsed and allowed a quick strike TD late in the game while they were up 2 scores. Unacceptable. Even more unacceptable, they failed to recover the ensuing onside kick, which these days rarely happens. Of course the defense once again failed after that and the Jets scored again (and made their extra point) to take the lead with 22 seconds left on the clock. The defense gave up 2 touchdowns in 1:33. Really impressive stuff.

If the Browns can play .500 ball while Watson is out, they will be in a good position for a playoff push. Just throwing away games at the end like they've done each of the first 2 weeks isn't the best way to go about it. I'm happy their games are rarely on TV here, so I don't waste my time and energy watching them Browns things up week in and week out.
 
I always thought of Browns fans as Elmer Fudd types
 
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