Can Apophis be guided to hit D.C.?

[JuiceTheGator]

Apophis is an asteroid which is juuuuust barely supposed to miss the Earth (19k mi) in 2029. It's about 900 yards long and just the perfect size to leave a 100 mile crater where we need it most.
The rock's path will take it right over DC as it passes. You mathematicians and engineers need to get together and make this happen.

Scientists Planning Now for Asteroid Flyby a Decade Away – NASA Solar System Exploration

On April 13, 2029, asteroid Apophis will cruise harmlessly by Earth at distance of about 19,000 miles (31,000 kilometers). Scientists are already planning observations and science opportunities for the event.

solarsystem.nasa.gov

 

[Gatorchip]

Looks like we can get it to drop half of California too. Difficult decision.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Looks like we can get it to drop half of California too. Difficult decision.

Good point. A 30,000 mph strike right on the San Andreas might just do the trick!

They say this is practice to move an Earth-shattering asteroid elsewhere. But it's really guidance practice.

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[Sparhawk]

 

[Old Lion]

Looks like we can get it to drop half of California too. Difficult decision.

No it isnt. California is just retarded but DC is the hellmouth of the universe.

 

[White Knight]

If an asteroid hit Washington DC would Trump be blamed for that?

 

[dikowt dowg]

Apophis is an asteroid which is juuuuust barely supposed to miss the Earth (19k mi) in 2029. It's about 900 yards long and just the perfect size to leave a 100 mile crater where we need it most.
The rock's path will take it right over DC as it passes. You mathematicians and engineers need to get together and make this happen.

Scientists Planning Now for Asteroid Flyby a Decade Away – NASA Solar System Exploration

On April 13, 2029, asteroid Apophis will cruise harmlessly by Earth at distance of about 19,000 miles (31,000 kilometers). Scientists are already planning observations and science opportunities for the event.

solarsystem.nasa.gov

Among the list of more exotic premonitions, Baba Vanga even foresees an alien invasion. According to her, an asteroid sent by aliens will attack planet Earth in 2027.

Nostradamus predicted war in Europe, refugees and a dictator's demise in 2022

 

[Gatorchip]

No it isnt. California is just retarded but DC is the hellmouth of the universe.

DC drops and it just get rebuilt elsewhere. People “from” DC are the same as any other shithole city. The ones that matter, move there.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

DC drops and it just get rebuilt elsewhere. People “from” DC are the same as any other shithole city. The ones that matter, move there.

They have the highest annual income per capita on Earth. But if we moved the Crapitol to North Dakota, a lot of scum still wouldn't take a job there for 2 million per year!

 

[Old Lion]

They have the highest annual income per capita on Earth. But if we moved the Crapitol to North Dakota, a lot of scum still wouldn't take a job there for 2 million per year!

I think it should be in an underground bunker in the middle of the country. No on in and no one out. Almost like Prison. It would eliminate a lot of the lobbying too. Term limits would get voted in almost immediately.