Champagne sales at an all time high

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no but the malls are filling up....


I park behind a gate at the mall for work. fucking security opened that bitch up to accommodate all the cars coming to shop
I took the kids to the mall on Sunday to buy Christmas gifts for their mother. Got there around 11:30 and it was ok. Parking wasn’t a problem. Left around 2:00 and the place was packed.
 
Champagne is the seltzer water of alcoholic drinks. I’d rather drink a cup of fresh runny dookie
 
Champagne is the seltzer water of alcoholic drinks. I’d rather drink a cup of fresh runny dookie
I think seltzers are actually the seltzers of alcoholic drinks...but what do I know...
 
My turds are big and solid.
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