Confucius say...

[rfjeff9]

Man who go around with hand in his pant pocket all day feel cocky.

 

[BandwagonBo2]

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone

 

[Hu War Yu]

Confucious say, "better you press shirt than press luck"

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Confucious say, "better you press shirt than press luck"

Juicefucious say, "better you put me on ignore than read post you deplore."

 

[Hu War Yu]

Juicefucious say, "better you put me on ignore than read post you deplore."

Juicefucious is too hard to pronounce

 

[Bayou Tiger]

 

[JuiceTheGator]

That mofo with all the cat memes didn't come over here, did he??

 

[batchaps4me]

man with four balls cannot walk. Strut motherfucker, strut.

 

[Kburjr]

man with four balls cannot walk. Strut motherfucker, strut.

1 in the chamber, 3 in the grip

 

[douggie]

Confucius say, Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

 

[douggie]

Confucius say, Man who smoke weed on toilet get high on pot.

 

[douggie]

Confucius say, Panties not best thing on Earth, but next to it.

 

[HammerDown]

Confucius say never eat yellow snow.

 

[douggie]

Confucius say, It is only when mosquito lands on testicles that you realize there is way to solve problem without violence.

 

[douggie]

Confucius say, Man who gets kicked in nuts end up holding bag.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Confucious say: Man who stands on toilet high on pot.

 

[Voltaire]

Confucius say never eat yellow snow.

So did Frank Zappa ... but who said it first?

 

[blindbaby]

Confusion say -- man who thinks he's dating a Thai woman, is likely dating a cock-asian.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

 

[Old Lion]

That mofo with all the cat memes didn't come over here, did he??

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