Costco is Boomer hell on Earth

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I arrive at 9:55 to get a bunch of provisions for the fam, boat, etc. There's a line of at least 300 waiting for the door to open out front. Almost all are over 65. All are scowling, grumpy and stupid. At least one of five is wearing an NFL jersey from some God-forsaken shithole up North they left for paradise...but cling to that shithole as their shithole-dweller identity. Only one woman had a Bucs jersey on and I told her she was cool.

You do nothing all fucking week, but choose the Sunday open to go to the most crowded places, because that's where you're in the way the most.

Getting through the store, old fuckers are complaining everywhere. They're pushy - always pretending to have somewhere to go. ($70 for 4 small steaks!) Many of them don't even have a cart. They go to Costco to grab a few items because they might be 8 cents cheaper and they're trying to get in others' way.

Fucking die already...worthless drag on mankind.

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So you are wishing death on our senior citizens?
 
JuiceTheGator said:
I arrive at 9:55 to get a bunch of provisions for the fam, boat, etc. There's a line of at least 300 waiting for the door to open out front. Almost all are over 65. All are scowling, grumpy and stupid. At least one of five is wearing an NFL jersey from some God-forsaken shithole up North they left for paradise...but cling to that shithole as their shithole-dweller identity. Only one woman had a Bucs jersey on and I told her she was cool.

You do nothing all fucking week, but choose the Sunday open to go to the most crowded places, because that's where you're in the way the most.

Getting through the store, old fuckers are complaining everywhere. They're pushy - always pretending to have somewhere to go. ($70 for 4 small steaks!) Many of them don't even have a cart. They go to Costco to grab a few items because they might be 8 cents cheaper and they're trying to get in others' way.

Fucking die already...worthless drag on mankind.
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Smacks of self-loathing.

Boomers also give shitty investment advice, so there's that.
 
So Florida is boomer hell
 
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I have not stepped foot in a Costco in over three years. I do not miss it.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
I get to Costco 2-3 times a month. Couldn't live without it.
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The nearest one to me is on the other side of town. I’d have to make a special trip to go there. There’s an enormous Kroger just outside of my subdivision and a Target and a Walmart just down the street.
 
Boomers wish good well on earth?

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Can’t do Cosco. Lines too long. I’ve always been a Sams guy and hit it during the week
 
Sounds like someone didn't take their Exlax this morning... :laugh:
 
JuiceTheGator said:
I arrive at 9:55 to get a bunch of provisions for the fam, boat, etc. There's a line of at least 300 waiting for the door to open out front. Almost all are over 65. All are scowling, grumpy and stupid. At least one of five is wearing an NFL jersey from some God-forsaken shithole up North they left for paradise...but cling to that shithole as their shithole-dweller identity. Only one woman had a Bucs jersey on and I told her she was cool.

You do nothing all fucking week, but choose the Sunday open to go to the most crowded places, because that's where you're in the way the most.

Getting through the store, old fuckers are complaining everywhere. They're pushy - always pretending to have somewhere to go. ($70 for 4 small steaks!) Many of them don't even have a cart. They go to Costco to grab a few items because they might be 8 cents cheaper and they're trying to get in others' way.

Fucking die already...worthless drag on mankind.

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10-1 on Sundays is prime 'free sample' time for all the Boomers and white trash who've just gotten out of church. Every aisle entrance is probably a small traffic jam of carts, as 17 people all wait by a small table as an elderly employee slowly hands out cut-up portions of a mini-empanada or 1 oz medicine cups full of Kirkland knock-off Vitamin Water.
 
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